- Nov 22, 2003
- Reaction score
Ok, it's another teacher email, but I thought politics could use a bit of humor:
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 - 8:00 P.M. "Nonreligious prayer and worship" -- Jessie Jackson
and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. "Free Saddam Rally" Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. "The proper etiquette for surrender"
French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from
Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn
9:40 P.M. "Why I hate the Military", A short talk by William
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented "Truth in Broadcasting" award,
by Michael Moore
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M "How George Bush & Donald Rumsfeld brought down
the World Trade Center Towers"-Howard Dean
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War criminals"-- John Kerry
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home