Just For Fun.Your Questions For Jay Carney,If You Had The Chance To Ask.

[TheSeventhTiger]

And who wouldn't love to mess with Jay at this stage of the health-care debacle?
So lets have some fun. If you were in the White House Press, and watching Jay Carney in a slow meltdown as he keeps dodging "Simple Questions", what would you throw at him?
Any Kind Of Question.
Examples:
Yes, Jay, Uhm, I have a question for you. When a really really big fat bear craps in the woods, does it make a sound?

Jay, who is the "Current Vice-President"?

 

[R.C. Christian]

I'd ask if his mom was a whore. That would definitely get me on a list.

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

Jay, is it true that Barry and Michelle have their own "Private Wipers"?

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

Jay, what are your thoughts regarding the possibility of Senator Ben Gazi challenging Hillary for the 2016 democratic nomination?

 

[G.T.]

Who is the man behind the curtain?

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

Jay, is it true that the honorable Sargaent Schultz will be filling in for you next week?

 

[Katzndogz]

What is the name of the presidunces coke dealer and how many deliveries does he make to the white house each week?

 

[G.T.]

How many administrations ago did Corporate fascists overtake the Government?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

"Hey Jay, when you're done licking Obama's boots, does he thank you?"

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

Jay, uhm, is Nancy Pelosi actually a wax statue that came to life in 2008?

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

Jay, what did Joe Biden mean when he bragged about Barry possessing a "Big Stick"?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

"When does your new crate of knee-pads get delivered, Jay?"

 

[G.T.]

How come democrats try to play the pragmatic party but never offer real solutions for the perpetual welfare state of the impoverished inner cities across america?

 

[G.T.]

Why is weed illegal?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

"Is it true they are going to put a picture of Michelle without makeup on the White House Halloween pumpkin this year??"

 

[Rozman]

Hey Jay...Do you believe anything that comes out of your mouth?

 

[Moonglow]

is it okay to dress as Hitler for Halloween?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Have you ever considered a career as in standup comedy

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

You know Jay, my 85 year old Grand-Father always gives me a straight answer, how old are you? 14?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

"Jay, if a train leaves Chicago going 50 miles per hour, how far will they travel before they realize the president is lying about ObamaCare?"