Journalist Up Late Trying To Decide Whether To Compare Trump's Bill To Jim Crow Or Holocaust

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Journalist Up Late Trying To Decide Whether To Compare Trump's Bill To Jim Crow Or Holocaust​

Politics·Jul 3, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A local journalist stayed up late into the night trying to settle on the right way to report on Trump's "Big, Beautiful Bill." He is currently torn on whether to compare the bill to Jim Crow or the Holocaust.

"It's important for the American people to get the full story on this horrible, evil bill, which is the worst thing to happen to this country since Jim Crow, or maybe the Holocaust. Argghhh! I can't decide!" said reporter Florian Winkle of ABC. "I hope I pick the right comparison between these two options, which are the only two events in American history I know about."

"Ugh, journalism is hard."

Trusted political experts say Trump's "Big, Beautiful Bill" will devastate important American industries, such as electric cars and human trafficking at the border. They are warning that passing it will take America back to the days of Jim Crow, or maybe the Holocaust. "Or maybe, slavery," added Winkle. "That's another comparison I just thought of."

Journalists said they were hoping to get the perfect language into their stories in time for House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries to read them during his morning filibuster.

By 3 AM, Winkle had settled on calling Trump's bill a "Jim Crolocaust."

 

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Journalists said they were hoping to get the perfect language into their stories in time for House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries to read them during his morning filibuster.

I can't tell if that is satire or not because of the age we live in. I know what the BabylonBee.com is but all you have to do is get one fruitcake to start the ball rolling.

As MJ sang...And mother always told me, "be careful of what you do (oh-oh) 'Cause the lie becomes the truth" (oh-oh), hey-ey."

I watched a video today and OMB said he talked about importing African alligators as a joke and the satanic press reported as if he really meant it.


The need to repletely say MAGA to stay calm has been named echomagalalia by the American Medical Society.

It’s quite a common thing for liberals with Trump Deranged Syndrome to do but it is getting out of control. TDS suffers are photobombing all over the tion with MAGA hate signs. It is getting to the point of the Howard Stern photobombing / saying his name on live TV / radio craz.

MAGA goes around in thier heads for various reasons they can't explain. For some it comes and goes, and even tho thier exposure to or knowledge of Trump is minimal; and repeating the word makes no difference in changing things...they still repeat it. It gets stuck in thier heads as politicians names / catch phrase do to the point they can't sleep. Fortunately for the country goes away when the politician leaves office. EG: Remember when GWB / Mission Accomplished was 24-7 news on the satanic news ? Now you don't hear anything aout the guy.

Back to echomagalalia it is mostly found in people with aphasia, dementia, traumatic brain injury, schizophrenia, but is most often associated with just being ******* goofy. People with echomagalalia think all Trump supporters had connections to white supremacist groups and secret handshakes. They think it is patriotic to hate Trump and his supporters. People with echomagalalia think it is OK to attack Trump supporters or damage their property. it seems psychological factors from thier youth and not living up to their own expectations have taught them to be like this.

No matter what President Trump does people suffering from echomagalalia try to turn everything into a negative event ! For example if OMB donated $100 MIL to a Veterans ORG...they would say he was doing as a tax write off and just to get more attention.

Medical studies have shown all levels of TDS suffers who experience intense, recurring urges to repeat MAGA commit suicide at a higher rate than the general population.