Jon Favreau....saved Star Wars, now about to save Luke Skywalker....

The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.


Return of the Jedi was the weakest of the real Star Wars movies......
And yet still better than any of the cretin fodder produced by disney.


And on top of that....making Leia the sister of Luke? Really.....? After the kissing and stuff...........really dumb. Luke had a real crush on Leia.........and then to do that was just stupid.

After the kissing and stuff...........

Luke kissed Leia?


Leia kissed Luke in Empire Strikes Back when he was in the Medical Ward....it wasn't a chaste kiss....it was meant to make Han mad.....

This is why making Leia his sister was just stupid......that and the fact that Luke had a crush on Leia......

Notice Luke's reaction to Leia's kiss too....



Uhhh

Luke didn't kiss Leia, Leia kissed Luke.

and it was more of a "in your face, Han, you aren't the only man around" thing.
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.


Return of the Jedi was the weakest of the real Star Wars movies......
And yet still better than any of the cretin fodder produced by disney.


And on top of that....making Leia the sister of Luke? Really.....? After the kissing and stuff...........really dumb. Luke had a real crush on Leia.........and then to do that was just stupid.

After the kissing and stuff...........

Luke kissed Leia?


Leia kissed Luke in Empire Strikes Back when he was in the Medical Ward....it wasn't a chaste kiss....it was meant to make Han mad.....

This is why making Leia his sister was just stupid......that and the fact that Luke had a crush on Leia......

Notice Luke's reaction to Leia's kiss too....



Uhhh

Luke didn't kiss Leia, Leia kissed Luke.

and it was more of a "in your face, Han, you aren't the only man around" thing.



Again.......she kissed him......on the mouth, then lucas made them brother and sister.........it was a mistake.
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.


Return of the Jedi was the weakest of the real Star Wars movies......
And yet still better than any of the cretin fodder produced by disney.


And on top of that....making Leia the sister of Luke? Really.....? After the kissing and stuff...........really dumb. Luke had a real crush on Leia.........and then to do that was just stupid.

After the kissing and stuff...........

Luke kissed Leia?


Leia kissed Luke in Empire Strikes Back when he was in the Medical Ward....it wasn't a chaste kiss....it was meant to make Han mad.....

This is why making Leia his sister was just stupid......that and the fact that Luke had a crush on Leia......

Notice Luke's reaction to Leia's kiss too....



Uhhh

Luke didn't kiss Leia, Leia kissed Luke.

and it was more of a "in your face, Han, you aren't the only man around" thing.

Creepy
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.


Return of the Jedi was the weakest of the real Star Wars movies......
And yet still better than any of the cretin fodder produced by disney.


And on top of that....making Leia the sister of Luke? Really.....? After the kissing and stuff...........really dumb. Luke had a real crush on Leia.........and then to do that was just stupid.

After the kissing and stuff...........

Luke kissed Leia?


Leia kissed Luke in Empire Strikes Back when he was in the Medical Ward....it wasn't a chaste kiss....it was meant to make Han mad.....

This is why making Leia his sister was just stupid......that and the fact that Luke had a crush on Leia......

Notice Luke's reaction to Leia's kiss too....



Uhhh

Luke didn't kiss Leia, Leia kissed Luke.

and it was more of a "in your face, Han, you aren't the only man around" thing.

Creepy


Creepy?


They hadn't seen each other since the womb, they had no idea they were related til the 3rd movie.

What makes it 'creepy'?
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.


Return of the Jedi was the weakest of the real Star Wars movies......
And yet still better than any of the cretin fodder produced by disney.


And on top of that....making Leia the sister of Luke? Really.....? After the kissing and stuff...........really dumb. Luke had a real crush on Leia.........and then to do that was just stupid.

After the kissing and stuff...........

Luke kissed Leia?


Leia kissed Luke in Empire Strikes Back when he was in the Medical Ward....it wasn't a chaste kiss....it was meant to make Han mad.....

This is why making Leia his sister was just stupid......that and the fact that Luke had a crush on Leia......

Notice Luke's reaction to Leia's kiss too....



Uhhh

Luke didn't kiss Leia, Leia kissed Luke.

and it was more of a "in your face, Han, you aren't the only man around" thing.

Creepy


Creepy?


They hadn't seen each other since the womb, they had no idea they were related til the 3rd movie.

What makes it 'creepy'?


George Lucas knew they were brother and sister
Creepy
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.


Return of the Jedi was the weakest of the real Star Wars movies......
And yet still better than any of the cretin fodder produced by disney.


And on top of that....making Leia the sister of Luke? Really.....? After the kissing and stuff...........really dumb. Luke had a real crush on Leia.........and then to do that was just stupid.

After the kissing and stuff...........

Luke kissed Leia?


Leia kissed Luke in Empire Strikes Back when he was in the Medical Ward....it wasn't a chaste kiss....it was meant to make Han mad.....

This is why making Leia his sister was just stupid......that and the fact that Luke had a crush on Leia......

Notice Luke's reaction to Leia's kiss too....



Uhhh

Luke didn't kiss Leia, Leia kissed Luke.

and it was more of a "in your face, Han, you aren't the only man around" thing.

Creepy


Creepy?


They hadn't seen each other since the womb, they had no idea they were related til the 3rd movie.

What makes it 'creepy'?


George Lucas knew they were brother and sister
Creepy

Yes indeed he read the books..
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.


Return of the Jedi was the weakest of the real Star Wars movies......
And yet still better than any of the cretin fodder produced by disney.


And on top of that....making Leia the sister of Luke? Really.....? After the kissing and stuff...........really dumb. Luke had a real crush on Leia.........and then to do that was just stupid.

After the kissing and stuff...........

Luke kissed Leia?


Leia kissed Luke in Empire Strikes Back when he was in the Medical Ward....it wasn't a chaste kiss....it was meant to make Han mad.....

This is why making Leia his sister was just stupid......that and the fact that Luke had a crush on Leia......

Notice Luke's reaction to Leia's kiss too....



Uhhh

Luke didn't kiss Leia, Leia kissed Luke.

and it was more of a "in your face, Han, you aren't the only man around" thing.

Creepy


Creepy?


They hadn't seen each other since the womb, they had no idea they were related til the 3rd movie.

What makes it 'creepy'?


George Lucas knew they were brother and sister
Creepy

Yes indeed he read the books..

he did a little more than just read them....
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.

Return of the jedi.
Princess Leia in a brass bikini?


best shot in the entire series.
Excellent point.

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That'll activate the old light saber!
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.


Return of the Jedi was the weakest of the real Star Wars movies......
And yet still better than any of the cretin fodder produced by disney.


And on top of that....making Leia the sister of Luke? Really.....? After the kissing and stuff...........really dumb. Luke had a real crush on Leia.........and then to do that was just stupid.

After the kissing and stuff...........

Luke kissed Leia?


Leia kissed Luke in Empire Strikes Back when he was in the Medical Ward....it wasn't a chaste kiss....it was meant to make Han mad.....

This is why making Leia his sister was just stupid......that and the fact that Luke had a crush on Leia......

Notice Luke's reaction to Leia's kiss too....



It was like Donny and Marie in space!
 
They need to re-do the Star Wars saga. The next movie should be Luke Skywalker waking up and telling others about how he had crazy dreams (which would be the 3 episodes that dingbat Kathleen Kennedy oversaw) and then go from there. In other words, episodes 7-9 NEVER happened.

And then do it right.

Pull a Bob Newhart and write all that shit off as a dream?
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The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.


Return of the Jedi was the weakest of the real Star Wars movies......
And yet still better than any of the cretin fodder produced by disney.


And on top of that....making Leia the sister of Luke? Really.....? After the kissing and stuff...........really dumb. Luke had a real crush on Leia.........and then to do that was just stupid.

After the kissing and stuff...........

Luke kissed Leia?


Leia kissed Luke in Empire Strikes Back when he was in the Medical Ward....it wasn't a chaste kiss....it was meant to make Han mad.....

This is why making Leia his sister was just stupid......that and the fact that Luke had a crush on Leia......

Notice Luke's reaction to Leia's kiss too....



Uhhh

Luke didn't kiss Leia, Leia kissed Luke.

and it was more of a "in your face, Han, you aren't the only man around" thing.

Creepy


Creepy?


They hadn't seen each other since the womb, they had no idea they were related til the 3rd movie.

What makes it 'creepy'?


George Lucas knew they were brother and sister
Creepy

Yes indeed he read the books..

he did a little more than just read them....

He masturbated to them?
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.


Return of the Jedi was the weakest of the real Star Wars movies......
And yet still better than any of the cretin fodder produced by disney.


And on top of that....making Leia the sister of Luke? Really.....? After the kissing and stuff...........really dumb. Luke had a real crush on Leia.........and then to do that was just stupid.

After the kissing and stuff...........

Luke kissed Leia?


Leia kissed Luke in Empire Strikes Back when he was in the Medical Ward....it wasn't a chaste kiss....it was meant to make Han mad.....

This is why making Leia his sister was just stupid......that and the fact that Luke had a crush on Leia......

Notice Luke's reaction to Leia's kiss too....



Uhhh

Luke didn't kiss Leia, Leia kissed Luke.

and it was more of a "in your face, Han, you aren't the only man around" thing.

Creepy


Creepy?


They hadn't seen each other since the womb, they had no idea they were related til the 3rd movie.

What makes it 'creepy'?


George Lucas knew they were brother and sister
Creepy

Yes indeed he read the books..

he did a little more than just read them....

He masturbated to them?

yea thats what he did moon.....you can do the same if you want....
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.


Return of the Jedi was the weakest of the real Star Wars movies......
And yet still better than any of the cretin fodder produced by disney.


And on top of that....making Leia the sister of Luke? Really.....? After the kissing and stuff...........really dumb. Luke had a real crush on Leia.........and then to do that was just stupid.

After the kissing and stuff...........

Luke kissed Leia?


Leia kissed Luke in Empire Strikes Back when he was in the Medical Ward....it wasn't a chaste kiss....it was meant to make Han mad.....

This is why making Leia his sister was just stupid......that and the fact that Luke had a crush on Leia......

Notice Luke's reaction to Leia's kiss too....



Uhhh

Luke didn't kiss Leia, Leia kissed Luke.

and it was more of a "in your face, Han, you aren't the only man around" thing.

Creepy


Creepy?


They hadn't seen each other since the womb, they had no idea they were related til the 3rd movie.

What makes it 'creepy'?


George Lucas knew they were brother and sister
Creepy

Yes indeed he read the books..

he did a little more than just read them....

He masturbated to them?

yea thats what he did moon.....you can do the same if you want....

 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Rogue One is by far my favorite.
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Rogue One is by far my favorite.

For me it's Empire Strikes Back, A New Hope, Rogue One, Return of the Jedi.
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...







Wow. You are a master at stating the obvious.
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.





WTF? You think a movie with a bunch of fucking teddy bears is better than Rogue One! And you accuse others of having a low IQ!

Dude, go climb under a rock!
 
I hate Star Wars

It is poorly written, badly acted and directed. They take great actors and give them a dialogue worthy of a second rate Soap Opera. For 40 years, Star Wars has existed as a way to sell overpriced toys.

That said, I LOVE Mandalorian
just watched the season finale and it was good. i liked the end of season 1 better, but the mandalorian has been much more entertaining than any of the last 3 star wars movies.

never have seen all of the last one.
 

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