Joe is working on the 'No Malarkey' bus to get it ready for the campaign trail!

[MarathonMike]

"Hee Hee ol Trumpy boy isn't going to know what hit him once we get the new Malarkey wagon on the road! Oversize tires and spinner rims are looking sweet man! That ought to make the spooks happy. And the hydraulics kit and the under carriage lights will bring the beaners running! I know Camelia is gonna love driving this buggy around the country while I get my beauty rest. Because c'mon man, look! This is a big fuckin deal! I gotta reconnect with my people! "

 

[Dogmaphobe]

...... and filling it with candy so he is well prepared when he drives past the middle schools.

 

[airplanemechanic]

I heard where the bathroom would normally go there is a little girl sniffing room.