Joe Biden tells the story of his time as "a lifeguard in the projects" and his friend "Mouse"

[marvin martian]

Joe's tales of his imaginary life in a parallel universe where he somehow wasn't the bitter, lifelong racist we all know he is are just plain sad.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Michael Jackson had a song about Joe and his mouse

 

[jbrownson0831]

Joe's tales of his imaginary life in a parallel universe where he somehow wasn't the bitter, lifelong racist we all know he is are just plain sad.

...and he used to play with the hair on my legs when I was showering with my daughter......

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Mouse probably was the one who really confronted Corn Pop

 

[marvin martian]

Mouse probably was the one who really confronted Corn Pop

Corn Pop shanked Mouse. Joe saved his life. Anyway...

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Corn Pop shanked Mouse. Joe saved his life. Anyway...

Joe was too busy getting his blonde leg hairs rubbed by little girls to get involved

 

[jotathought]

Based on Joe's own words, this guy probably set a record for the most W2's and 1099's ever, and while he was working at the IRS, he probably reviewed them. He's had like every job or experience ever.

 

[22lcidw]

Joe going to the movie.. The Jerk Character....I was born a poor black man. Navin Johnson's unknown brother...Joe Johnson.

 

[MarathonMike]

Are you serious, he broke out the "I was a bad ass hanging out with Black dudes" stories at the NAACP???? BAHAHAHAHA can you imagine his staffers screaming NOOOOOO YOU FUKKING MORON NOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Failzero]

Has he related how he coulda been an Extra in the Original “ West Side Story “ Movie but could not get travel expenses for trip to Studio in Culver City Ca.

 

[BluesLegend]

Joe was too busy getting his blonde leg hairs rubbed by little girls to get involved

Come on man, Joe saved someone from a shark attack in the deep end of the community pool.

 

[Resnic]

More habitual lies created based on whatever group he is standing in front of. Hell according to him between all the jobs he has had, times he got arrested and so on he couldn't have even gone on to law school to be the best in his class or whatever other nonsense he said.

Any group anywhere he creates these anticdotes no one has ever heard before.

The worst part is all his dumbass lies have nothing to be gained. He lies simply to lie. He has been doing that for decades.