Joe Biden pardons 1500 more felons

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Washington DC - President Joe Biden today decided to write a historic 1500 pardons for felons all across the United States. Never before has a President pardoned so many felons in US history. "Today, I am releasing 1500 prisoners from jail", said Joe Biden. "These folks all committed nonviolent felonies like my son Hunter, or like my cousin Frank Wilson who also failed to follow our silly gun laws, and my half cousin Janet Johnson who also broke our half-retarded gun laws, not once, but twice cuz she was hitting the crystal meth pipe once too many times while filing for a gun application." But when asked why he had chosen to only grant pardons for relatives of the Biden family, Joe Biden got defensive. "Folks, listen up", Joe Biden then began to whisper, "These are distant relatives, not like my son Hunter, OK? Besides, all of us distant realitives in some form or fashion.............well..............anyway..............."
 
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or..the facts:

There is no defending the indefensible

You just got owned son.
 
Good for Joe.

IT IS IN HIS POWER AS A PRESIDENT.

He could even give his son blanket pardon of 11 years to cover up his own crimes.


It is Constitutional and it is silly to say he should not pardon or commute sentences.

The President can say, “I CAN, SO I DID”. When explaining.

What I find untoward is to lie about the reason for the pardon when it is obviously self preservation.

Joe should pardon every non violent federal prisoner. I would love that. Send them all to Cali and NY.
 
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