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Canada - Justin Trudeau today condemned the male dominated Patriarchal society of the United States for failing to twice elect a female for President. "Women's rights in America are under attack by "regressive" and "reactionary" political forces led by Orange man", said Trudeau. "In fact, the said could be said of Canada until Canadians finally elected me as their first non-male Prime Minister. There were not even any female contenders like there was in the US until I came along in Canada. Male oppression is so bad here in Canada, which I blame on being so close to America, I had to grow a beard and continue to try and look like a male to win my election." Trudeau then began to cry as he continued. "But let's cut to the chase, shall we? This is really about abortion. Why is it America has a problem with killing their babies? It's not like that here in Canada, we don't think twice about killing our unborn babies. There is no moral hesitation whatsoever, just a few snips from the doctor followed by an orgy of legal cannabis to quinch all possible notions of regret. At least I can sleep at night knowing that if I ever get pregnant, that little bastard won't wreck my fabulous life!"
When asked why the democrat party, that has always championed abortion rights, chose Barak Obama instead of Hillary Clinton for their Presidential nominee despite her winning the popular vote within the DNC, and the fact that Kamala Harris was the first voted out of the DNC primary against Joe Biden, Justin Trudeau said, "No comment, but please from now on call me by my correct proper noun, which is Trudy".
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