Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s

[Crepitus]

WASHINGTON—Peeking out of his coffin with one eye open, a jealous President-elect Donald Trump reportedly threw his own state funeral Thursday in an effort to upstage the late Jimmy Carter’s ceremony. “I’m way deader than he is,” mumbled Trump, who lay at the opposite end of the National Cathedral as his senior aides attempted to persuade Carter funeral attendees to leave their seats and pay respects to the 45th president. “This coffin sure is impressive, isn’t it? The guy in here must be super beloved. We’re going to need way more than a national day of mourning. More like a month—but who knows, maybe my mourners will demand a year.” At press time, reports confirmed Trump had sat up in the coffin to deliver his own eulogy.

 

[1srelluc]

 

[BULLDOG]

The sad part about it is I don't know if it's real or not. That is exactly the kind of thing trump would do.

 

[DonGlock26]

 

[Calypso Jones]