Jacqueline Stallone and “Rumpology”

[GLASNOST]

Sylvester Stallone’s mother, Jacqueline Stallone, was the founder of Rumpology which is the art of reading the lines, crevices, dimples and folds of the buttocks to understand a person’s character and predict one’s future. Now I know why Sylvester is so ugly. Genetics at its best.

WHAT IS RUMPOLOGY?

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

Sylvester Stallone’s mother, Jacqueline Stallone, was the founder of Rumpology which is the art of reading the lines, crevices, dimples and folds of the buttocks to understand a person’s character and predict one’s future. Now I know why Sylvester is so ugly. Genetics at its best.

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WHAT IS RUMPOLOGY?

Damn...some things just can't be unseen!

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Sylvester Stallone’s mother, Jacqueline Stallone, was the founder of Rumpology which is the art of reading the lines, crevices, dimples and folds of the buttocks to understand a person’s character and predict one’s future. Now I know why Sylvester is so ugly. Genetics at its best.

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WHAT IS RUMPOLOGY?

Your picture of Stallone is very old. He looks nothing like that now. Interesting thread!

 

[GLASNOST]

Your picture of Stallone is very old. He looks nothing like that now. Interesting thread!

Well, I'm sure that if he was at the plastic surgeon again yesterday he'd look differently today but the Rumpologist would have predicted it anyway.

 

[braalian]

Now I know why Sylvester is so ugly.

eh whatever. We all know he looks good for a 78 year old