Jackie Mason's Christmas Message To The "Pig Bastards"

Too old to worry about backlash from the kids in the profession
 
love his jokes about the goyim, heard him in concert tell this one

Two Jews, one from London and one from a small shtetl (village) in Poland met at a spa in Germany. The Londoner asked his Polish friend how many Jews were in his village. 700. And how many goyim? 45. And what do the Jews do? They are artisans and shopkeepers and traders. And the goyim? "They make themselves useful to the Jews. They sweep out the stores and on Sabbath make the fires and remove the candlesticks."

Then, it was the Pole's turn. On learning there were 200,000 Jews in London, and seven million goyim, he quite rightly inquired, "What do you need so many goyim for?"



His father, grandfather, great-grandfather, and great, great-grandfather were all rabbis, as are his three brothers. It was no surprise then that at the age of 25, Jackie Mason was also ordained a rabbi. But three years later, he quit his job in the synagogue to become a comedian because, as he says, "Somebody in the family had to make a living."
 
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