It’s Time for a Pandemic

[Weatherman2020]

The Tide Pod generation to the rescue!

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[JGalt]

I object to the term "pandemic."

It's a "Dempanic."

 

[fncceo]

Stupidity is definitely pandemic.

We used to call it evolution.

 

[JGalt]

Stupidity is definitely pandemic.

We used to call it evolution.

You hit the nail on the head there. The Bernie Sanders movement is also a viral outbreak of stupidity. It should be titled "The Great Dempanic of 2020."

 

[Dick Foster]

The Tide Pod generation to the rescue!

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Well don't tell them. This is our chance to have the gene pool tidied up a bit. Shut up and let Darwin work his magic.

 

[Godboy]

Im going to try the cocaine cure for a few weeks. This is going to be the best month ever!

 

[JGalt]

Im going to try the cocaine cure for a few weeks. This is going to be the best month ever!

Can I be your friend?

 

[Coyote]

Stupidity is definitely pandemic.

We used to call it evolution.

Then came the Darwin Award...

 

[Weatherman2020]

The future is our youth.

 

[toomuchtime_]

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At least 27 people have died from alcohol poisoning in the Khuzestan and Alborz provinces of Iran trying to prevent infection of the coronavirus, Iranian news agencies reported on Monday.

“Some of the citizens of Ahwaz had heard that drinking alcohol could help them fight the coronavirus, so they used it as a preventive measure,” said Ali Ehsanpour, spokesman of Ahwaz University of Medical Sciences, according to the Mehr News Agency.


With the outbreak of Covid-19 in Iran, rumors and unscientific treatments on how to fight the virus have spread on social media. Among them was drinking alcohol.

owever, with the ban on alcohol in Iran, some have been poisoned by drinking industrial alcohol sold in the market for sanitizing purposes.

While the official number of confirmed coronavirus infections in the province of Khuzestan was 73, at least 218 Iranians were hospitalized from alcohol poisoning in the medical centers affiliated with Ahwaz University of Medical Sciences.

“One of the victims got blind and some others are in critical condition,” Ehsanpour added.

Moreover, in the northern province of Alborz, seven people were killed because of alcohol poisoning, Mohammad Aghayari, deputy prosecutor of the city of Karaj, told Iranian Students' News Agency.

MORE: Coronavirus: Does worrying increase your risk of getting sick?
Iran has been hit hardest in the Middle East by Covid-19. The official number of infected patients until Monday was 7,161 -- 237 have died and 2,394 have recovered, a health ministry spokesman said according to the Fars News Agency.

27 killed by alcohol poisoning in Iran trying to protect themselves from coronavirus

I have read elsewhere that there is now a black market for bootleg whiskey that is also killing Iranians.

 

[JGalt]

The Tide Pod generation to the rescue!

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At least 27 people have died from alcohol poisoning in the Khuzestan and Alborz provinces of Iran trying to prevent infection of the coronavirus, Iranian news agencies reported on Monday.

“Some of the citizens of Ahwaz had heard that drinking alcohol could help them fight the coronavirus, so they used it as a preventive measure,” said Ali Ehsanpour, spokesman of Ahwaz University of Medical Sciences, according to the Mehr News Agency.


With the outbreak of Covid-19 in Iran, rumors and unscientific treatments on how to fight the virus have spread on social media. Among them was drinking alcohol.

owever, with the ban on alcohol in Iran, some have been poisoned by drinking industrial alcohol sold in the market for sanitizing purposes.

While the official number of confirmed coronavirus infections in the province of Khuzestan was 73, at least 218 Iranians were hospitalized from alcohol poisoning in the medical centers affiliated with Ahwaz University of Medical Sciences.

“One of the victims got blind and some others are in critical condition,” Ehsanpour added.

Moreover, in the northern province of Alborz, seven people were killed because of alcohol poisoning, Mohammad Aghayari, deputy prosecutor of the city of Karaj, told Iranian Students' News Agency.

MORE: Coronavirus: Does worrying increase your risk of getting sick?
Iran has been hit hardest in the Middle East by Covid-19. The official number of infected patients until Monday was 7,161 -- 237 have died and 2,394 have recovered, a health ministry spokesman said according to the Fars News Agency.

27 killed by alcohol poisoning in Iran trying to protect themselves from coronavirus

I have read elsewhere that there is now a black market for bootleg whiskey that is also killing Iranians.

That sure as hell beats shoving things up your butt or having a Muslim cleric spit in your water bottle, like they're doing in Iran...

 

[JimBowie1958]

Stupidity is definitely pandemic.
We used to call it evolution.

Then came the Darwin Award...

But those are outliers.

We need the modern equivalent packs of wolves to take out our weak and stupid.

Why cant it be a pandemic for that?

Black Death 2.0?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I object to the term "pandemic."

It's a "Dempanic."

That's awesome!