It’s Thanksgiving At SCOTUS, And Mike Lindell Is Bringing Word Salad With Crazy Dressing

[DrLove]

Boy, Mike is really priming the pump for a billion dollar loss to Dominion!

Happy Thanksgiving, Chief Justice Roberts! The Pillow Man is promising to pay you a personal visit on November 23, after he meets with whichever state attorneys general are craven enough to sign onto a batshit crazy lawsuit claiming the China stole the election for Biden. So get ready for some extra holiday cheer.​

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For months, the Pillow Pumper has been promising to come up with one or more state AGs willing to appear as plaintiff, triggering the Supreme Court’s original jurisdiction for his Chinese router–packet capture–non-existent IP addresscomplaint. And now, Lindell has “tons” of takers for his supposedly interstate lawsuit, although he can’t say who for fear of “attacks” by the media.​

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“I’m not going to give you their names! Are you kidding?” he said.​

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But never fear, because we’ll find out who (cough, cough Ken Paxton) soon enough. Lindell and the state lawyers will meet for a signing party in DC on the morning of the 23rd, after which Lindell will personally march it down to the Supreme Court to be docketed at 9am. No, Lindell is not a member of the Supreme Court bar, or any bar, but surely this will all work out fine.​

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“I really think they’re going to accept it 9-0,” he told journalist S.V. Date. “It will require a new election across the board…. Declare the 2020 vote void and order new elections across the board.”​

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In addition to his field trip to SCOTUS, He’s also programming a 72- or possibly 96-hour broadcast, starting the Wednesday before Thanksgiving to gin up support for his efforts, during which he will not be sleeping. Buy a pillow on Black Friday, patriots!​

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And you thought your holiday table was crazy.​

But on the off chance that SCOTUS doesn’t accept this petition, Mike Lindell has a Plan B.​

It's Thanksgiving At SCOTUS, And Mike Lindell Is Bringing Word Salad With Crazy Dressing - Above the Law

Just in time to kick off the holiday shopping season.

abovethelaw.com

 

[BULLDOG]

Poor pillow guy. Doesn't he have anybody who cares about him enough to tell him that those encouraging his crazy crap don't have his best interests at heart.

 

[Mac1958]

Obviously Lindell is not well, and I wonder if anyone in TrumpWorld is trying to get him to cool it a bit.

 

[DrLove]

Poor pillow guy. Doesn't he have anybody who cares about him enough to tell him that those encouraging his crazy crap don't have his best interests at heart.

I liked Mike better when he was a crack addict. I'll bet his relatives did too. How embarrassing!

 

[surada]

Boy, Mike is really priming the pump for a billion dollar loss to Dominion!

Happy Thanksgiving, Chief Justice Roberts! The Pillow Man is promising to pay you a personal visit on November 23, after he meets with whichever state attorneys general are craven enough to sign onto a batshit crazy lawsuit claiming the China stole the election for Biden. So get ready for some extra holiday cheer.​

​

For months, the Pillow Pumper has been promising to come up with one or more state AGs willing to appear as plaintiff, triggering the Supreme Court’s original jurisdiction for his Chinese router–packet capture–non-existent IP addresscomplaint. And now, Lindell has “tons” of takers for his supposedly interstate lawsuit, although he can’t say who for fear of “attacks” by the media.​

​

“I’m not going to give you their names! Are you kidding?” he said.​

​

But never fear, because we’ll find out who (cough, cough Ken Paxton) soon enough. Lindell and the state lawyers will meet for a signing party in DC on the morning of the 23rd, after which Lindell will personally march it down to the Supreme Court to be docketed at 9am. No, Lindell is not a member of the Supreme Court bar, or any bar, but surely this will all work out fine.​

​

“I really think they’re going to accept it 9-0,” he told journalist S.V. Date. “It will require a new election across the board…. Declare the 2020 vote void and order new elections across the board.”​

​

In addition to his field trip to SCOTUS, He’s also programming a 72- or possibly 96-hour broadcast, starting the Wednesday before Thanksgiving to gin up support for his efforts, during which he will not be sleeping. Buy a pillow on Black Friday, patriots!​

​

And you thought your holiday table was crazy.​

But on the off chance that SCOTUS doesn’t accept this petition, Mike Lindell has a Plan B.​

It's Thanksgiving At SCOTUS, And Mike Lindell Is Bringing Word Salad With Crazy Dressing - Above the Law

Just in time to kick off the holiday shopping season.

abovethelaw.com

I wonder if his brains are pickled.

 

[Mac1958]

Poor pillow guy. Doesn't he have anybody who cares about him enough to tell him that those encouraging his crazy crap don't have his best interests at heart.

Yep. And the people interviewing him aren't helping, either.

 

[surada]

Yep. And the people interviewing him aren't helping, either.

Lindell craves the spotlight.. like Trump. Don't blame media. He's an adult.

 

[TNHarley]

Lindell 2024!

 

[DrLove]

Obviously Lindell is not well, and I wonder if anyone in TrumpWorld is trying to get him to cool it a bit.

Maybe Mike and Paul Gosar can room together at the funny farm. Basket weaving and chirping birds might do them a world of good ... Ho Ho Ha Ha Hee Hee.

 

[Rambunctious]

What a coincidence...I just bought a set of pillows and the best towels ever from My Pillow...the sale going on is 50% off.....just put FOX news in the sale code...great Christmas presents the receivers of will think you spent hundreds of dollars....

 

[Lastamender]

Obviously Lindell is not well, and I wonder if anyone in TrumpWorld is trying to get him to cool it a bit.

Lindell is an American exercising his rights. You assholes need to deal with that.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Lindell is an American exercising his rights. You assholes need to deal with that.

Who's stopping him? It doesn't mean we can't ridicule him with the embarrassing scorn he deserves. Just like we do to you.

 

[Lastamender]

Who's stopping him? It doesn't mean we can't ridicule him with the embarrassing scorn he deserves. Just like we do to you.

Why does he deserve scorn for fighting for what he believes in? Intolerant, aren't you?

 

[two_iron]

Keep underestimating Lindell. You marxist shitstain's capacity to read the room is at ZERO.... case in point, the butt-fucking you took last week in the elections. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Let's go Brandon.

 

[22lcidw]

Lindell no good... Floyd a hero...yayyy!

 

[john doe 101]

Keep underestimating Lindell. You marxist shitstain's capacity to read the room is at ZERO.... case in point, the butt-fucking you took last week in the elections. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Let's go Brandon.

LOL you think the my pillow guy is someone worth estimating. He's a nobody just like you're a nobody worth paying attention to. With all the butt talk though it's probably time you came out of the closet.

 

[john doe 101]

Lindell no good... Floyd a hero...yayyy!

You actually think Lindell is a sane person? You need help.

 

[john doe 101]

What a coincidence...I just bought a set of pillows and the best towels ever from My Pillow...the sale going on is 50% off.....just put FOX news in the sale code...great Christmas presents the receivers of will think you spent hundreds of dollars....

Exactly what he wanted out of all of this. You got you some cheap ass towels that you lol would give as presents? What kind of person gives towels or pillows as a present? Holy shit that's the dumbest gift idea ever.

 

[TNHarley]

Exactly what he wanted out of all of this. You got you some cheap ass towels that you lol would give as presents? What kind of person gives towels or pillows as a present? Holy shit that's the dumbest gift idea ever.

You probably like taco bell gift cards, dont you fatass?

 

[Rambunctious]

Exactly what he wanted out of all of this. You got you some cheap ass towels that you lol would give as presents? What kind of person gives towels or pillows as a present? Holy shit that's the dumbest gift idea ever.

They are not cheap and they are not presents...I bought them for myself...they are the softest towels I've ever used...no kidding....
But if I do say so myself they would make a great Christmas present...