It's National Columnist Day!

[Annie]

http://buzz.mn/?q=node/1701

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It’s National Columnists Day. Most columnists brighten when they learn this fact – and then they sit right back down when they learn it was established in memory of Ernie Pyle, who set the standard long ago.

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[William Joyce]

Most columnists today aren't fit to lick Pyle's boots.