It's Daylight Savings Time.But,Do We Set Our Clocks According To Race,Gender,Political Party, Etc.?

[Rexx Taylor]

Yes, this is a bit silly/ridiculous, but ever since Trump became President, the left sure seems to pretend to be in charge of everything that involves race/gender/legal status, etc. etc. So, therefore, you would think that the next thing the left might want to make the final word on is this weekends clock changing event.
So what's it gonna be? Blacks turn their clocks ahead one hour and whites set their clocks back one hour? What if you voted for Trump?, do we set our clocks back 90 Minutes?,,what about white people who feel black?,,what if you live in California?

Maybe some of us here can decipher this "Possible Weekend Crisis" when 300 Million people will be re-setting their clocks while up to 40% wont know what direction to move the "Big Hands".

 

[Rustic]

Progressives need digital watches, that’s only way they can tell the time

 

[toobfreak]

Yes, this is a bit silly/ridiculous, but ever since Trump became President, the left sure seems to pretend to be in charge of everything that involves race/gender/legal status, etc. etc. So, therefore, you would think that the next thing the left might want to make the final word on is this weekends clock changing event.
So what's it gonna be? Blacks turn their clocks ahead one hour and whites set their clocks back one hour? What if you voted for Trump?, do we set our clocks back 90 Minutes?,,what about white people who feel black?,,what if you live in California?

Maybe some of us here can decipher this "Possible Weekend Crisis" when 300 Million people will be re-setting their clocks while up to 40% wont know what direction to move the "Big Hands".

Blacks, Gays and Women turn their clocks forward 1.5 hours for disenfranchisement to get a jump on the rest of us.
Whites turn their clocks back 30 minutes for having Privilege.
An Extra 15 minutes for each of the following: Christian, Conservative or Pro-Gun.
Latinos keep their clocks set the same because they have no job to get up to anyway, they stay home collecting Welfare.
Government Employees set their clocks back 2.0 hours because they are entitled to extra benefits and are slow, lazy and late to get any real work done anyway.
CEOs of private companies trying to survive in today's world set their clocks ahead by 5 hours because they have to get up extra early and work harder to make up for the rest of the people not pulling their weight.

 

[Ringel05]

Time to move to Arizona....... Unless you're Navajo........

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Yes, this is a bit silly/ridiculous, but ever since Trump became President, the left sure seems to pretend to be in charge of everything that involves race/gender/legal status, etc. etc. So, therefore, you would think that the next thing the left might want to make the final word on is this weekends clock changing event.
So what's it gonna be? Blacks turn their clocks ahead one hour and whites set their clocks back one hour? What if you voted for Trump?, do we set our clocks back 90 Minutes?,,what about white people who feel black?,,what if you live in California?

Maybe some of us here can decipher this "Possible Weekend Crisis" when 300 Million people will be re-setting their clocks while up to 40% wont know what direction to move the "Big Hands".

Blacks, Gays and Women turn their clocks forward 1.5 hours for disenfranchisement to get a jump on the rest of us.
Whites turn their clocks back 30 minutes for having Privilege.
An Extra 15 minutes for each of the following: Christian, Conservative or Pro-Gun.
Latinos keep their clocks set the same because they have no job to get up to anyway, they stay home collecting Welfare.
Government Employees set their clocks back 2.0 hours because they are entitled to extra benefits and are slow, lazy and late to get any real work done anyway.
CEOs of private companies trying to survive in today's world set their clocks ahead by 5 hours because they have to get up extra early and work harder to make up for the rest of the people not pulling their weight.

but what if you are just a regular white guy like me?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Progressives need digital watches, that’s only way they can tell the time

what about Guam? dont they already have two time zones for obvious reasons?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Yes, this is a bit silly/ridiculous, but ever since Trump became President, the left sure seems to pretend to be in charge of everything that involves race/gender/legal status, etc. etc. So, therefore, you would think that the next thing the left might want to make the final word on is this weekends clock changing event.
So what's it gonna be? Blacks turn their clocks ahead one hour and whites set their clocks back one hour? What if you voted for Trump?, do we set our clocks back 90 Minutes?,,what about white people who feel black?,,what if you live in California?

Maybe some of us here can decipher this "Possible Weekend Crisis" when 300 Million people will be re-setting their clocks while up to 40% wont know what direction to move the "Big Hands".

Blacks, Gays and Women turn their clocks forward 1.5 hours for disenfranchisement to get a jump on the rest of us.
Whites turn their clocks back 30 minutes for having Privilege.
An Extra 15 minutes for each of the following: Christian, Conservative or Pro-Gun.
Latinos keep their clocks set the same because they have no job to get up to anyway, they stay home collecting Welfare.
Government Employees set their clocks back 2.0 hours because they are entitled to extra benefits and are slow, lazy and late to get any real work done anyway.
CEOs of private companies trying to survive in today's world set their clocks ahead by 5 hours because they have to get up extra early and work harder to make up for the rest of the people not pulling their weight.

I wonder which way that fat ferret that predicts the winter forecast will change his clock

 

[tyroneweaver]

The Day in the life of a Liberal

11:00 Get out bed. And not to soon. ( getting up any earlier promotes a strong work ethic and we wouldn't want that)

12:00 Head on down to the post office and get your welfare check for your 6 kids from their 5 different daddies.

12:30 Go to the local food mart and wait inline to cash said check and scoff at the man in front of you who earned his from a job.

1:00 Make drug deal with your obama phone

2:00 Pass out from a drug induced haze

4:00 Have unprotected sex with the local DNC congressional rep..

5:00 Check into an abortion clinic where you are a preferred customer

6:00 Pass out from a drug induced haze

10:00 Wake up and see Hillary on TV and say there's a mighty fine lady
Wake up and see Trump on the news and call him a racist ahole.



Feel free to add to this timeless classic.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

what about the moon? are the aliens always on EST?

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

I work with a black woman who's comfortable enough with herself to joke about being on BPT (Black People Time), though I wouldn't make those jokes.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

doesn't Michael Moore have his own time zone?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Maxine Waters is so senile, she will forget to set all of her K-Mart clocks ahead tonight.

 

[HenryBHough]

Progressives need digital watches, that’s only way they can tell the time

And then they tell it lies.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I wonder if there is a site we can all go to to find out how to set our clocks tonight