'Israel Has The Right To Defend Itself,' Says Pro-War Neocon Zionist Shill

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'Israel Has The Right To Defend Itself,' Says Pro-War Neocon Zionist Shill​

Worldviews·Jun 19, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

OGDEN, UT — A local man callously expressed support for the state of Israel being allowed to defend itself, forever exposing himself as a pro-war, neocon, Zionist shill.

"The way I see it, Israel has the same right to defend itself as any other nation, I suppose," said the filthy Israel-loving cuck to reporters. "If they need to fight a war for their own safety, I say we leave them to it."

The man's friends immediately began gagging and vomiting in disgust, having just learned that their friend was a crypto-Jew warmonger and probably paid by AIPAC.

"He's an evil anti-American traitor," said one friend after retching in some nearby bushes. "I'm ashamed to say that I once called that neocon slimeball my friend. Anyone who thinks Israel has the right to defend itself or exist is a puppet being controlled by, you know... them."

"No! I'm not a warmonger!" the evil, murderous, Jew-loving worm protested. "I hate war! I really don't want the U.S. involved, either! I just think we should let Israel do what it's gotta do!"

At publishing time, the man had still not signed up to join the Army and die for Israel, exposing himself as a total hypocrite.