Is USS Gerald R Ford going to run before it sees action?

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$ 13 Billion carrier holding 5000 bodies is in dire trouble before a gun is fired

The Launch Catapults are not working and the toilets are literally Crap . Not working .
Sailors are hanging over the side , six storeys above the waves taking a dump l

Is it any wonder that the US has not won a conflict since WW2 when Team GB gave them safe conduct in Europe --- when Patton got lost and went rogue and was secretly shot, though the official story is that he took his own life !!!

Don't take on Iran American Fatties .
You are going to be dumped while you are looking for a toilet to have a civilised rest and dump.

The Oreshiks are going to find you and then it will be , Hello Davy Jones , down on the sea bed .

 
I've read it was sabotouge by crew members. If so send em to the clink
 
I've read it was sabotouge by crew members. If so send em to the clink

It's the ignominy of having the rest of the world openly ridiculing .
You have had sailors in open revolt after 8 months being away and without a decent daily sit down .

If that is not hilarioius, I don't know what is --- apart from Sir Queer Harmer being humiliated in the by- election in Merry Team GB Land yesterday .
 
$ 13 Billion carrier holding 5000 bodies is in dire trouble before a gun is fired

The Launch Catapults are not working and the toilets are literally Crap . Not working .
Sailors are hanging over the side , six storeys above the waves taking a dump l

Is it any wonder that the US has not won a conflict since WW2 when Team GB gave them safe conduct in Europe --- when Patton got lost and went rogue and was secretly shot, though the official story is that he took his own life !!!

Don't take on Iran American Fatties .
You are going to be dumped while you are looking for a toilet to have a civilised rest and dump.

The Oreshiks are going to find you and then it will be , Hello Davy Jones , down on the sea bed .


I can absolutely promise you that these claims are overblown. Things do break on carriers from time to time, but they always fix them quickly.
 
I can absolutely promise you that these claims are overblown. Things do break on carriers from time to time, but they always fix them quickly.

At any one time half of the US carrier fleet ( 5 and a 1/2 ) are in dry dock .

And theses Hyper Sonic Oreshnik Russian missiles are unstoppable and could wipe out a carrier in 15 minutes without it knowing it was under fire .

Picture the missile striking with dozens of sailors hanging on with trousers down and bums out over the sea .
Mach15 or more when diving .
 
It's the ignominy of having the rest of the world openly ridiculing .
You have had sailors in open revolt after 8 months being away and without a decent daily sit down .

If that is not hilarioius, I don't know what is --- apart from Sir Queer Harmer being humiliated in the by- election in Merry Team GB Land yesterday .
I would believe the ship is being tested out in real potential action conditions and find any weaknesses that could be improved.
 
$ 13 Billion carrier holding 5000 bodies is in dire trouble before a gun is fired

The Launch Catapults are not working and the toilets are literally Crap . Not working .
Sailors are hanging over the side , six storeys above the waves taking a dump l

Is it any wonder that the US has not won a conflict since WW2 when Team GB gave them safe conduct in Europe --- when Patton got lost and went rogue and was secretly shot, though the official story is that he took his own life !!!

Don't take on Iran American Fatties .
You are going to be dumped while you are looking for a toilet to have a civilised rest and dump.

The Oreshiks are going to find you and then it will be , Hello Davy Jones , down on the sea bed .


This is an older ship and should have been replaced.
 
At any one time half of the US carrier fleet ( 5 and a 1/2 ) are in dry dock .
Not half, but there might be several at any given time for scheduled maintanence. I believe our dry dock rotation is something like every 3 and a half years.
 
The official story is that Patton committed suicide?
Huh?
Patton did not commit suicide, and it certainly was not the "official" story.
 
This is an older ship and should have been replaced.

Sounds like Ukraine with American fighter planes dispatched in a blink and the Abrams and Patriot systems being failures .

Yet Americans beforehand imagined that with their equipment presence the conflict would be all over very quickly .
But , No .
The opposite .
Frankly it has been a continuous disaster for NATO and America .

Psst . Don't mention the German tanks .
 
The official story is that Patton committed suicide?
Huh?
Patton did not commit suicide, and it certainly was not the "official" story.

To be more accurate , albeit controversial, he actually Faked his own death
In September 1945 Patton was fired by Eisenhower as Governor of Bavaria, for leaving Nazis at their posts and saying more stupid things. He was reassigned to a much smaller post, but soon quit that as well. He was scheduled to leave Europe on December 10.
On December 9 he had his car accident.
The witnesses in the car with him were his own chief-of-staff and other subordinates, who could be ordered to play along. None of them were injured and it is admitted the car was travelling at low speed. It was supposedly a freak accident. He was allegedly buried in Luxembourg, which makes no sense.
He should have been flown back to the States for a huge military funeral and a burial with his family.
 
$ 13 Billion carrier holding 5000 bodies is in dire trouble before a gun is fired

The Launch Catapults are not working and the toilets are literally Crap . Not working .
Sailors are hanging over the side , six storeys above the waves taking a dump l

Is it any wonder that the US has not won a conflict since WW2 when Team GB gave them safe conduct in Europe --- when Patton got lost and went rogue and was secretly shot, though the official story is that he took his own life !!!

Don't take on Iran American Fatties .
You are going to be dumped while you are looking for a toilet to have a civilised rest and dump.

The Oreshiks are going to find you and then it will be , Hello Davy Jones , down on the sea bed .



President Trump will scrap it eventually and have the USS Donald J. Trump built. A carrier to end all carriers.

Just watch.
 
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