Your claim "that nobody believes" and so its your claim. The book is a guide to help you. If you don't believe it, it is most likely not going to help you.
How can it guide anyone if the stories aren't true? That makes no sense.
The stories are pretty accurate. Its your lack of ability to see.
How do you know that?
Looks to me like this is another case of the bible being true because the bible says its true.
What credible and provable works corroborate the talking snake? Woman made from a rib? We're all the result of incest? Burning bush? Walking on water? Water into wine? Virgin birth to an unmarried girl? god is a dead beat dad who dumps the pregnant girl on the itinerant carpenter who raises the kid as his own? god comes back to kill his own son 30-ish years later? Comes out of a cave three days later, good as new? Killing everyone by drowning? Gets one old drunk to save two of everything and then repopulate the earth? So much rape, slavery, incest, abuse of children, murder of children, why send a bear to eat children? Lot says, here, rape my daughters and then turns wifey into salt.
And on and on and on and on and on.............
yeesh.
Its really okay that there's no answers to any of these ridiculous stories. And I honestly don't care that people actually believe them.
What I don't think much of is that you demand we pay the enormous tab for your religious holidays while you whine and demand even more.