No one wants to get coronavirus because of assholes like this. Stupidity like this could kill someone. Furthermore, the reason we have a high prison population is because we have the best investigators in the world. People arent being thrown in prison for just walking down the street.
He bought the exact tub of ice cream he licked. He was being an asshole, but he obviously wasn't trying to be THAT big of an asshole.
If he bought "exact tub" he licked, why would store have to replace all ice cream on display?
From the article: "It cost Blue Bell Creameries $1,565 to replace all of the ice cream in the display case."