Insideous Plot Thickens...First the Students, now the Girl Scouts

[kwc57]

That's right folks! Dear Leader Obama first tries to indoctrinate our innocent children into socialism and now he is targeting the Girl Scouts. Could this be the beginning of the dreaded civilian national security force? After all, they already have brown sashes!!! He is even enticing them with new patch bling for their sash. Clever!!!

US Girl Scouts prepare for war, pestilence - Yahoo! News

US Girl Scouts prepare for war, pestilence

Tue Sep 8, 2:56 pm ET
WASHINGTON (AFP) – The United States wants to enlist its 3.4 million Girl Scouts in the effort to combat hurricanes, pandemics, terror attacks and other disasters.

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) launched a campaign Tuesday to entice the blue, brown and green-clad multitudes to be even more prepared, with the promise of a new patch if they pitch in.

The young scouts will be able to emblazon their sashes or vests with the patch if they undergo the training which readies them for an emergency.

"This new preparedness patch will increase citizen preparedness and enhance our country's readiness for disasters," said DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano in a statement.........

 

[kwc57]

No one? Seriously? We can't let this stand!!!

 

[xotoxi]

The United States wants to enlist its 3.4 million Girl Scouts in the effort to combat hurricanes, pandemics, terror attacks and other disasters.

I bet that if you duct taped 3.4 million girls together in a big heap and attached them to barges anchored in the ocean, I think that they actually could divert a hurricane about to hit land.

Then again, if an island can't divert a hurricane, maybe a pile of human bodies couldn't either.

It was worth brainstorming.

 

[Ringel05]

That's right folks! Dear Leader Obama first tries to indoctrinate our innocent children into socialism and now he is targeting the Girl Scouts. Could this be the beginning of the dreaded civilian national security force? After all, they already have brown sashes!!! He is even enticing them with new patch bling for their sash. Clever!!!

US Girl Scouts prepare for war, pestilence - Yahoo! News

US Girl Scouts prepare for war, pestilence

Tue Sep 8, 2:56 pm ET
WASHINGTON (AFP) – The United States wants to enlist its 3.4 million Girl Scouts in the effort to combat hurricanes, pandemics, terror attacks and other disasters.

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) launched a campaign Tuesday to entice the blue, brown and green-clad multitudes to be even more prepared, with the promise of a new patch if they pitch in.

The young scouts will be able to emblazon their sashes or vests with the patch if they undergo the training which readies them for an emergency.

"This new preparedness patch will increase citizen preparedness and enhance our country's readiness for disasters," said DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano in a statement.........

Training Girl Scouts how to respond to and in a national emergency/disaster is a bad thing?

 

[kwc57]

The United States wants to enlist its 3.4 million Girl Scouts in the effort to combat hurricanes, pandemics, terror attacks and other disasters.

I bet that if you duct taped 3.4 million girls together in a big heap and attached them to barges anchored in the ocean, I think that they actually could divert a hurricane about to hit land.

Then again, if an island can't divert a hurricane, maybe a pile of human bodies couldn't either.

It was worth brainstorming.

Thanks for your always valuable input comrade.

 

[random3434]

First they came for the Samoas, and I said nothing.

Then they came for the Do-si-Do's,and still I said nothing.

Next they came for the Tagalongs, and again, I said nothing.

Now they are coming for the Thin Mints, and I have no cookies left...........

 

[kwc57]

That's right folks! Dear Leader Obama first tries to indoctrinate our innocent children into socialism and now he is targeting the Girl Scouts. Could this be the beginning of the dreaded civilian national security force? After all, they already have brown sashes!!! He is even enticing them with new patch bling for their sash. Clever!!!

US Girl Scouts prepare for war, pestilence - Yahoo! News

US Girl Scouts prepare for war, pestilence

Tue Sep 8, 2:56 pm ET
WASHINGTON (AFP) – The United States wants to enlist its 3.4 million Girl Scouts in the effort to combat hurricanes, pandemics, terror attacks and other disasters.

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) launched a campaign Tuesday to entice the blue, brown and green-clad multitudes to be even more prepared, with the promise of a new patch if they pitch in.

The young scouts will be able to emblazon their sashes or vests with the patch if they undergo the training which readies them for an emergency.

"This new preparedness patch will increase citizen preparedness and enhance our country's readiness for disasters," said DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano in a statement.........

Training Girl Scouts how to respond to and in a national emergency/disaster is a bad thing?

Training? Training you say? Don't you see what is really happening here? Obama is using the auspices of the Girl Scouts to indoctrinate our children into his civilian corp. Talk radio forced him to revise his speech tp school children. He is obviously taking a different tack in his insideous plot for world domination.

 

[kwc57]

First they came for the Samoas, and I said nothing.

Then they came for the Do-si-Do's,and still I said nothing.

Next they came for the Tagalongs, and again, I said nothing.

Now they are coming for the Thin Mints, and I have no cookies left...........

DAMN!

 

[Dis]

First they came for the Samoas, and I said nothing.

Then they came for the Do-si-Dos's,and still I said nothing.

Next they came for the Tagalongs, and again, I said nothing.

Now they are coming for the Thin Mints, and I have no cookies left...........

Want a heart attack in a cup? Order a Tagalong blizzard with extra Tagalongs, and extra Snickers. You'll have to share, tho. One WILL kill you. But, OMG.

 

[Ringel05]

That's right folks! Dear Leader Obama first tries to indoctrinate our innocent children into socialism and now he is targeting the Girl Scouts. Could this be the beginning of the dreaded civilian national security force? After all, they already have brown sashes!!! He is even enticing them with new patch bling for their sash. Clever!!!

US Girl Scouts prepare for war, pestilence - Yahoo! News

US Girl Scouts prepare for war, pestilence

Tue Sep 8, 2:56 pm ET
WASHINGTON (AFP) – The United States wants to enlist its 3.4 million Girl Scouts in the effort to combat hurricanes, pandemics, terror attacks and other disasters.

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) launched a campaign Tuesday to entice the blue, brown and green-clad multitudes to be even more prepared, with the promise of a new patch if they pitch in.

The young scouts will be able to emblazon their sashes or vests with the patch if they undergo the training which readies them for an emergency.

"This new preparedness patch will increase citizen preparedness and enhance our country's readiness for disasters," said DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano in a statement.........

Training Girl Scouts how to respond to and in a national emergency/disaster is a bad thing?

Training? Training you say? Don't you see what is really happening here? Obama is using the auspices of the Girl Scouts to indoctrinate our children into his civilian corp. Talk radio forced him to revise his speech tp school children. He is obviously taking a different tack in his insideous plot for world domination.

Did I hear someone say 'Lame Zone'?
(Careful, your partisan slip is showing).

 

[Article 15]

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[kwc57]

Training Girl Scouts how to respond to and in a national emergency/disaster is a bad thing?

Training? Training you say? Don't you see what is really happening here? Obama is using the auspices of the Girl Scouts to indoctrinate our children into his civilian corp. Talk radio forced him to revise his speech tp school children. He is obviously taking a different tack in his insideous plot for world domination.

Did I hear someone say 'Lame Zone'?
(Careful, your partisan slip is showing).

Gee, sorry that you don't know a sarcasm thread when you see one. Hang around and you'll get more experience. BTW, I'm a libertarian conservative. Like Neal Boortz, I thought all the hand wringing and arm flailing over a president encouraging school kids to do well did more to hurt conservatism than help it. Every time we cry wolf is another nail in the coffin of our credibility.

 

[Luissa]

all I got to say as a camp fire girl we were already trained for emergencies, these girl scouts have been passing the buck for to long.

 

[xotoxi]

That's right folks! Dear Leader Obama first tries to indoctrinate our innocent children into socialism and now he is targeting the Girl Scouts. Could this be the beginning of the dreaded civilian national security force? After all, they already have brown sashes!!! He is even enticing them with new patch bling for their sash. Clever!!!

US Girl Scouts prepare for war, pestilence - Yahoo! News

US Girl Scouts prepare for war, pestilence

Tue Sep 8, 2:56 pm ET
WASHINGTON (AFP) – The United States wants to enlist its 3.4 million Girl Scouts in the effort to combat hurricanes, pandemics, terror attacks and other disasters.

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) launched a campaign Tuesday to entice the blue, brown and green-clad multitudes to be even more prepared, with the promise of a new patch if they pitch in.

The young scouts will be able to emblazon their sashes or vests with the patch if they undergo the training which readies them for an emergency.

"This new preparedness patch will increase citizen preparedness and enhance our country's readiness for disasters," said DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano in a statement.........

Thanks for the warning...

I'm going to round up all the young girls in the neighborhood and lock them in the sheds in the woods behind my house...at least until 2012...maybe 2016...to make sure that they are not indoctrinated.

 

[Ringel05]

Training? Training you say? Don't you see what is really happening here? Obama is using the auspices of the Girl Scouts to indoctrinate our children into his civilian corp. Talk radio forced him to revise his speech tp school children. He is obviously taking a different tack in his insideous plot for world domination.

Did I hear someone say 'Lame Zone'?
(Careful, your partisan slip is showing).

Gee, sorry that you don't know a sarcasm thread when you see one. Hang around and you'll get more experience. BTW, I'm a libertarian conservative. Like Neal Boortz, I thought all the hand wringing and arm flailing over a president encouraging school kids to do well did more to hurt conservatism than help it. Every time we cry wolf is another nail in the coffin of our credibility.

Gee, sorry that you don't know a sarcasm post when you see one. Hang around and you'll get more experience.

 

[kwc57]

That's right folks! Dear Leader Obama first tries to indoctrinate our innocent children into socialism and now he is targeting the Girl Scouts. Could this be the beginning of the dreaded civilian national security force? After all, they already have brown sashes!!! He is even enticing them with new patch bling for their sash. Clever!!!

US Girl Scouts prepare for war, pestilence - Yahoo! News

US Girl Scouts prepare for war, pestilence

Tue Sep 8, 2:56 pm ET
WASHINGTON (AFP) – The United States wants to enlist its 3.4 million Girl Scouts in the effort to combat hurricanes, pandemics, terror attacks and other disasters.

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) launched a campaign Tuesday to entice the blue, brown and green-clad multitudes to be even more prepared, with the promise of a new patch if they pitch in.

The young scouts will be able to emblazon their sashes or vests with the patch if they undergo the training which readies them for an emergency.

"This new preparedness patch will increase citizen preparedness and enhance our country's readiness for disasters," said DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano in a statement.........

Thanks for the warning...

I'm going to round up all the young girls in the neighborhood and lock them in the sheds in the woods behind my house...at least until 2012...maybe 2016...to make sure that they are not indoctrinated.

Congrats! You might be the first nationally famous person from USMB when we read about you in the newspaper and see the aerial shots of your compound on cable news.

 

[xotoxi]

That's right folks! Dear Leader Obama first tries to indoctrinate our innocent children into socialism and now he is targeting the Girl Scouts. Could this be the beginning of the dreaded civilian national security force? After all, they already have brown sashes!!! He is even enticing them with new patch bling for their sash. Clever!!!

US Girl Scouts prepare for war, pestilence - Yahoo! News

US Girl Scouts prepare for war, pestilence

Tue Sep 8, 2:56 pm ET
WASHINGTON (AFP) – The United States wants to enlist its 3.4 million Girl Scouts in the effort to combat hurricanes, pandemics, terror attacks and other disasters.

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) launched a campaign Tuesday to entice the blue, brown and green-clad multitudes to be even more prepared, with the promise of a new patch if they pitch in.

The young scouts will be able to emblazon their sashes or vests with the patch if they undergo the training which readies them for an emergency.

"This new preparedness patch will increase citizen preparedness and enhance our country's readiness for disasters," said DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano in a statement.........

Thanks for the warning...

I'm going to round up all the young girls in the neighborhood and lock them in the sheds in the woods behind my house...at least until 2012...maybe 2016...to make sure that they are not indoctrinated.

Congrats! You might be the first nationally famous person from USMB when we read about you in the newspaper and see the aerial shots of your compound on cable news.

You may have seen it before...

1915 Moonlight Rd
Smithfield, VA 23430

You can see the sheds in the woods out back...they are painted black.

I think the previous owner had used the sheds as kennels or something like that.

 

[Dis]

Thanks for the warning...

I'm going to round up all the young girls in the neighborhood and lock them in the sheds in the woods behind my house...at least until 2012...maybe 2016...to make sure that they are not indoctrinated.

Congrats! You might be the first nationally famous person from USMB when we read about you in the newspaper and see the aerial shots of your compound on cable news.

You may have seen it before...

1915 Moonlight Rd
Smithfield, VA 23430

You can see the sheds in the woods out back...they are painted black.

I think the previous owner had used the sheds as kennels or something like that.

You really ought to keep your toys confined within those white lines. It looks neater that way.

 

[xotoxi]

First they came for the Samoas, and I said nothing.

Then they came for the Do-si-Do's,and still I said nothing.

Next they came for the Tagalongs, and again, I said nothing.

Now they are coming for the Thin Mints, and I have no cookies left...........

That's cuz you ate them all.

Who can pass up thin mints?

 

[garyd]

First the leader ship of the girl scouts has been pretty much a wholly owned subsidiary for NOW for about 20 or 30 years now so no one cares. Those kids, god help them have already been indoctrinated.