In Sworn Deposition, Donald Trump Expresses Fear Of Being Hit By Killer Fruit...Trump says: "you can be killed" by projectile fruit

basquebromance

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Just thinking back to the good old days when Trump wasn’t afraid of fruit-throwers but soup-throwers: “And then they have cans of soup. And They throw the cans of soup. That’s better than a brick because you can’t throw a brick, it’s too heavy.”

 
Look, an apple a day keeps the doctor's away. If you throw them hard enough, it keeps everyone away.

It's a strange phobia, to be sure. But you can be hurt or even killed if the fruit is hard enough and thrown hard enough.

It just isn't very likely.
 

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