In Sworn Deposition, Donald Trump Expresses Fear Of Being Hit By Killer Fruit...Trump says: "you can be killed" by projectile fruit

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Just thinking back to the good old days when Trump wasn’t afraid of fruit-throwers but soup-throwers: “And then they have cans of soup. And They throw the cans of soup. That’s better than a brick because you can’t throw a brick, it’s too heavy.”

 
Look, an apple a day keeps the doctor's away. If you throw them hard enough, it keeps everyone away.

It's a strange phobia, to be sure. But you can be hurt or even killed if the fruit is hard enough and thrown hard enough.

It just isn't very likely.
 
Mexicans like cans of frozen soda. Antifa uses frozen water bottles.
 
It is an old American tradition to bring rotten tomatoes to political rallies.
 
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