In Between Trials

[Rat in the Hat]

No, No, No, No, static, black screen.

This courtroom sucks!!!!

 

[Rat in the Hat]

I can only hear one word out of five in the prosecutor's questions.

This county must have spent their audio/visual budget on cotton swabs.

 

[SantaFeWay]

OMGosh!

Rat, you're cracking me up with the recaps!!! Too busy here at work to keep the sound up. Especially with the loud staticy sidebars!

Cracking me up, you!

 

[Rat in the Hat]

"I don't remember"
"I don't remember"
"I don't remember"
"I don't remember"


Another one of Shiping Bao's long lost relatives.

 

[SantaFeWay]

Psssttt...

I think her tat says "Lady". That's Kentucky Lady to ya'll!

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Psssttt...

I think her tat says "Lady". That's Kentucky Lady to ya'll!

It probably does say Kentucky, way down deep in there.

 

[SantaFeWay]

She may have gotten it so no one confuses her with a transsexual with implants.

Or, it could say "Andy".

Maybe it says "Randy" on the other breast?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

I just lost it when she said...


"

, I don't remember"

 

[Rat in the Hat]

I just noticed that this witness has the whole DeeDee neck roll thing going on.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

The prosecutor could have used Bernie's doll just now.

The pointing a gun in her own back thing just didn't work.

 

[SantaFeWay]

Sorry I missed it...

What time frame did what she's saying happen?

She's got a very. fleshy. necky.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Sorry I missed it...

What time frame did what she's saying happen?

She's got a very. fleshy. necky.

They're not staying in any one time frame.

This prosecutor is bouncing around more than a Harlem Globetrotter's basketball.

 

[SantaFeWay]

Did she just say she "went to her girlfriend's house that is currently her husband?"

Maybe the "Lady" tattoo is for the other women at the bar she goes to, so they know what side she likes, if you KWIM.

 

[SantaFeWay]

Sorry I missed it...

What time frame did what she's saying happen?

She's got a very. fleshy. necky.

They're not staying in any one time frame.

This prosecutor is bouncing around more than a Harlem Globetrotter's basketball.

Yes, I'm having trouble following.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

And now we're back to "I don't remember"

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Question from the jury...

"Does every trial have a witness with a neck roll?"

 

[testarosa]

 

[Rat in the Hat]

They have 8 viewers in the gallery now.


The judge is sending the jury home for the day.

Back on Monday at 9:30 AM.

 

[SantaFeWay]

Neckrolls

Eyerolls

Rolling on the floor laughing

roll...................roll........................roll

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Neckrolls

Eyerolls

Rolling on the floor laughing

roll...................roll........................roll

The neck-roll's connected to the eye-rolls. The eye-rolls connected to the floor-rolls.