Actually we work for Trump. As a side benefit, he says that he will pay our legal fees if things get too far out of hand at his rallies....
When Democrats send their criminals to the rallies.. I'm all for them receiving a punch to the nose though a swift ass kicking is also nice..
We have a file cabinet full of criminals that we send to Trump rallies. There is Vito, for example. He specialises in breaking legs. Then there is Juan.He is our contract rapist from Tijuana. For the really dirty work, we send Haitians and Africans. Granted, we are having a hard time right now, because Trump is only attending luncheons that cost $10,000 per plate, and we can't raise that kind of money. In cases like that, we hire Muslims to work in the kitchen to poison his Big Mac. We have a few Puerto Ricans who help us, whenever they can get their pickup started. we tried to hire this Brandon G. guy who was just arrested for threatening to gun down everyone at CNN 23 seperate times, but he said that he already had a job working for the GOP.