I'm running for POTUS 2020

[outlier]

I'm running as an independent write in candidate. My slogans include THE TRUTH IS WHAT I SAY IT IS!!! YOU EARN IT, I SPEND IT! ME 1ST! WHAT'S MINE IS MINE. WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, VOTE FOR SOMEBODY ELSE!!!!

IF ELECTED I WILL NOT SERVE UNLESS THE CONSTITUTION IS AMENDED TO LET ME PERSONALLY RULE BY DECREE BEFORE INAUGUARATION DAY.

Anybody know a more honest candidate?

 

[BlackFlag]

I'm running as an independent write in candidate. My slogans include THE TRUTH IS WHAT I SAY IT IS!!! YOU EARN IT, I SPEND IT! ME 1ST! WHAT'S MINE IS MINE. WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, VOTE FOR SOMEBODY ELSE!!!!

IF ELECTED I WILL NOT SERVE UNLESS THE CONSTITUTION IS AMENDED TO LET ME PERSONALLY RULE BY DECREE BEFORE INAUGUARATION DAY.

Anybody know a more honest candidate?

You gonna legalize weed?

 

[sparky]

#POTUS
still working on my presidential manifesto.....

Any whinebag limosine liberal will have a solar panel bolted to his/her head


All American citizens of the age of 18 shall undergo firearm safety training , and will be accountable for militia duty.


all the neocons will be given a ticker tape parade straight to the next troop transport headed out


All 501C3 qualifying churches can continue tax free,with faith based inititives provided they perform altar abortions by female priests


The national id system will be instituted, for the powers that be. all elected officials will be required to have microchips installed in their heads publicly accessible with 3gigs of e-mailable storage


DP advocates will be allowed their choice of execution, as long as they administer in via HBO prime time , hosted by Ed McMann in his star search persona


Touture will be leglaized, Hillary Clinton will be in charge of details @ Gitmo


prostitution, beastality, sodomy, adultery and poligamy will all be taxable


the homeless will all be allowed one day a year @1600 penn ave , the SS will just have to cope....


John Stewart will be the white house press speaker, Ann Coulter will be given a front row seat


The IRS will produce understandable tax codes, and have the one potatoe, two potaoe song for hold music


The educational system's supervisory union(s) employees will be repetitively tested for ADD with electrodes on their genitals , a sliding scale salary shall be applied to scores....choice of voltage via attending parents of attendee students....


Pentagon employees will all be tested for drug use, those that produce a unclean test will be reprimanded and summarily sent to the Afghan front for reeducation


Anyone caught listening to Rush ,Moore, will be chained to a goat for a month..... the assilant shall be unchained in the event s/he confirms the goat makes more sense than in under said time


Any public service office shall become a draft style lottery system, candidates can choose their party of choice , term limits shall be a sole tenure event


Sick Americans will be given free busrides to the Canadian border ,some quick dialect training, and a pair of muclucs....

 

[BULLDOG]

#POTUS
still working on my presidential manifesto.....

Any whinebag limosine liberal will have a solar panel bolted to his/her head


All American citizens of the age of 18 shall undergo firearm safety training , and will be accountable for militia duty.


all the neocons will be given a ticker tape parade straight to the next troop transport headed out


All 501C3 qualifying churches can continue tax free,with faith based inititives provided they perform altar abortions by female priests


The national id system will be instituted, for the powers that be. all elected officials will be required to have microchips installed in their heads publicly accessible with 3gigs of e-mailable storage


DP advocates will be allowed their choice of execution, as long as they administer in via HBO prime time , hosted by Ed McMann in his star search persona


Touture will be leglaized, Hillary Clinton will be in charge of details @ Gitmo


prostitution, beastality, sodomy, adultery and poligamy will all be taxable


the homeless will all be allowed one day a year @1600 penn ave , the SS will just have to cope....


John Stewart will be the white house press speaker, Ann Coulter will be given a front row seat


The IRS will produce understandable tax codes, and have the one potatoe, two potaoe song for hold music


The educational system's supervisory union(s) employees will be repetitively tested for ADD with electrodes on their genitals , a sliding scale salary shall be applied to scores....choice of voltage via attending parents of attendee students....


Pentagon employees will all be tested for drug use, those that produce a unclean test will be reprimanded and summarily sent to the Afghan front for reeducation


Anyone caught listening to Rush ,Moore, will be chained to a goat for a month..... the assilant shall be unchained in the event s/he confirms the goat makes more sense than in under said time


Any public service office shall become a draft style lottery system, candidates can choose their party of choice , term limits shall be a sole tenure event


Sick Americans will be given free busrides to the Canadian border ,some quick dialect training, and a pair of muclucs....

About those muclucs. Choice of color?

 

[sparky]

pink for the ladies....

 

[Disir]

Anyone caught listening to Rush

Whatever............

 

[Crixus]

I'm running as an independent write in candidate. My slogans include THE TRUTH IS WHAT I SAY IT IS!!! YOU EARN IT, I SPEND IT! ME 1ST! WHAT'S MINE IS MINE. WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, VOTE FOR SOMEBODY ELSE!!!!

IF ELECTED I WILL NOT SERVE UNLESS THE CONSTITUTION IS AMENDED TO LET ME PERSONALLY RULE BY DECREE BEFORE INAUGUARATION DAY.

Anybody know a more honest candidate?

I’ll give you like, $20 bucks if I can be secretary of interior.

 

[Crepitus]

one potatoe, two potaoe

Al, is that you?

 

[sparky]

Oh, and i'm looking for a good press sec , one that can stand his/her ground and claim i didn't say what i actually did say....~S~

 

[frigidweirdo]

I'm running as an independent write in candidate. My slogans include THE TRUTH IS WHAT I SAY IT IS!!! YOU EARN IT, I SPEND IT! ME 1ST! WHAT'S MINE IS MINE. WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, VOTE FOR SOMEBODY ELSE!!!!

IF ELECTED I WILL NOT SERVE UNLESS THE CONSTITUTION IS AMENDED TO LET ME PERSONALLY RULE BY DECREE BEFORE INAUGUARATION DAY.

Anybody know a more honest candidate?

An honest independent candidate would know it's a waste of time. Without the name of Republican or Democrat against your name, the people have been trained to ignore.

 

[sparky]

I'm running as a Repulicrat then....

 

[eagle1462010]

What is this thread ............Dictatorship and what you would do if in charge or something...............

First thing I'm going to do is get and old crank megger and attach it to Sparky and crank it up.....

 

[eagle1462010]

I'm going to put a warning label on the Dewalt 20v max drill...........to be careful when chucking it............with a hole saw in it...........Damn thing is stronger than any battery drill I've ever used........my old assed glove got caught in the drywall hole saw and I'm lucky I still have a finger...........only swollen though........can't bend it all the way now.....

Damn drill has some power to it........

 

[sparky]

Vote me in ,and you can be the minister of truth Eagle......

 

[eagle1462010]

Vote me in ,and you can be the minister of truth Eagle......

The Truth is that my dang finger hurts like hell............LOL

 

[sparky]

Have ICE deal w/'em.....

 

[eagle1462010]

Before we end it............The Federal Reserve will loan us 22 Trillion dollars at 0% interest to pay back the bonds they bought getting a return of 5 to 6%............Should they crash the markets their assets will be seized and they will be put out of business.............

That should get the Globalist pissed at me............LOL

Oh Todd.............LOL

 

[eagle1462010]

 

[outlier]

I'm running as an independent write in candidate. My slogans include THE TRUTH IS WHAT I SAY IT IS!!! YOU EARN IT, I SPEND IT! ME 1ST! WHAT'S MINE IS MINE. WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, VOTE FOR SOMEBODY ELSE!!!!

IF ELECTED I WILL NOT SERVE UNLESS THE CONSTITUTION IS AMENDED TO LET ME PERSONALLY RULE BY DECREE BEFORE INAUGUARATION DAY.

Anybody know a more honest candidate?

You gonna legalize weed?

I'll consider it.

 

[outlier]

#POTUS
still working on my presidential manifesto.....

Any whinebag limosine liberal will have a solar panel bolted to his/her head


All American citizens of the age of 18 shall undergo firearm safety training , and will be accountable for militia duty.


all the neocons will be given a ticker tape parade straight to the next troop transport headed out


All 501C3 qualifying churches can continue tax free,with faith based inititives provided they perform altar abortions by female priests


The national id system will be instituted, for the powers that be. all elected officials will be required to have microchips installed in their heads publicly accessible with 3gigs of e-mailable storage


DP advocates will be allowed their choice of execution, as long as they administer in via HBO prime time , hosted by Ed McMann in his star search persona


Touture will be leglaized, Hillary Clinton will be in charge of details @ Gitmo


prostitution, beastality, sodomy, adultery and poligamy will all be taxable


the homeless will all be allowed one day a year @1600 penn ave , the SS will just have to cope....


John Stewart will be the white house press speaker, Ann Coulter will be given a front row seat


The IRS will produce understandable tax codes, and have the one potatoe, two potaoe song for hold music


The educational system's supervisory union(s) employees will be repetitively tested for ADD with electrodes on their genitals , a sliding scale salary shall be applied to scores....choice of voltage via attending parents of attendee students....


Pentagon employees will all be tested for drug use, those that produce a unclean test will be reprimanded and summarily sent to the Afghan front for reeducation


Anyone caught listening to Rush ,Moore, will be chained to a goat for a month..... the assilant shall be unchained in the event s/he confirms the goat makes more sense than in under said time


Any public service office shall become a draft style lottery system, candidates can choose their party of choice , term limits shall be a sole tenure event


Sick Americans will be given free busrides to the Canadian border ,some quick dialect training, and a pair of muclucs....