If You Could Of Rephrased Cruz's "Trump Insults" Of GOP Candidates Last Night.

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:laugh2::poop: It would of been better if Ted Cruz had insulted the other five or six individually instead of just calling them, fat,stupid and Ben Carson is a sub-par doctor.
If you could of written the script for Cruz, would of it sounded more like this?
Rand Paul, your just a dentist.
Chris Christie, you eat too much.
Jeb Bush, you've already had your 8 years in office.
Marco Rubio, what's with the shoes?
Ben Carson, you leave sponges in patients bodies.
Mike Huckabee, Your last name almost sounds like a sex act.
 
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I would of loved to have heard what Cruz would of said if Hillary was there, maybe something like "Hillary Clinton, You Would of Failed On Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader".
 
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This cracks me up everytime I see it :lol:
 
I would of loved to have heard what Cruz would of said if Hillary was there, maybe something like "Hillary Clinton, You Would of Failed On Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader".

"Would have."

The irony of someone who doesn't even understand basic English grammar starting a thread like this is off the charts.
 
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whats the big deal between "Would Of/Could Of"? we all use both phrases in general discussion! at least half the country doesnt speak about the 57 states (the smarter half that didnt vote for Obama)
 
whats the big deal between "Would Of/Could Of"? we all use both phrases in general discussion! at least half the country doesnt speak about the 57 states (the smarter half that didnt vote for Obama)

No. You imbecile. It is not "would of" it is "would've". That's a contraction. Combing "would" and "have". You should have ( should've) learned that in elementary school. It sounds like "would of" and imbeciles never learned that things aren't always written the way they sound.

Try harder.
 
whats the big deal between "Would Of/Could Of"? we all use both phrases in general discussion! at least half the country doesnt speak about the 57 states (the smarter half that didnt vote for Obama)

No, we don't. You do. It's incorrect. And particularly funny given the topic of this thread.

Maybe you should stick to your soft-porn fantasies involving Hillary et al. Those seem to be your area of expertise.
 
:laugh2::poop: It would of been better if Ted Cruz had insulted the other five or six individually instead of just calling them, fat,stupid and Ben Carson is a sub-par doctor.
If you could of written the script for Cruz, would of it sounded more like this?
Rand Paul, your just a dentist.
Chris Christie, you eat too much.
Jeb Bush, you've already had your 8 years in office.
Marco Rubio, what's with the shoes?
Ben Carson, you leave sponges in patients bodies.
Mike Huckabee, Your last name almost sounds like a sex act.
That is not how Trump verbalizes.

It would have been more like, "I love Ben Carson. I really do. He's a great surgeon no matter what anybody else says. But you have to be wide awake to be President. I'm sorry! It's true! You gotta keep track of a lot more than sponges when you're President."

"I don't know what Chris Christie is doing here. He should be in New Jersey looking after those people who are under a hundred feet of water! Is he going to take a vacation out of the country when America needs him, like Obama? He could be! He could be!"
 
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"Marco's from Cuba. I get why he wants to open our borders to everyone. He wants to bring all his friends here. That's nice! Yeah! It's not what I would do, but I get why he feels that way."
 
"Rand Paul. Your jerry curl is limp. You might want to spritz that during the next break."
 
"I'm not sure Mike Huckabee is a preacher. Does he even have a church? I've seen him campaigning on Sundays. I have. Working his butt off on Sundays. Not that it will do him any good. We cross paths out there all the time. I've listened to him play the guitar, too. He only knows three chords, kind of like his ideas."
 

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