If you could have free cosmetic surgery

[dmp]

...by the best doctors in the field, what would you have done?

me?

Nose, Lipo of butt, abs, and thighs. Then a penis-reduction...to level the playing field.

 

[no1tovote4]

...by the best doctors in the field, what would you have done?

me?

Nose, Lipo of butt, abs, and thighs. Then a penis-reduction...to level the playing field.

Nada! I'm already perfect!

:funnyface

 

[CSM]

...by the best doctors in the field, what would you have done?

me?

Nose, Lipo of butt, abs, and thighs. Then a penis-reduction...to level the playing field.

I would have Michael Morre made to look like Mickey Mouse...that way he wouldn't have to change his initials. I would also have Hillary Clinton look like Monica Lewinsky; that way both the Clintons would be kept occupied and out of politics.

 

[5stringJeff]

Two words: man boobs!









Seriously, though, I would get a bit of fat taken off the gut.

 

[Zhukov]

I'd get my upper canines bonded into fangs.

 

[Joz]

I'd get my upper canines bonded into fangs.

I've seen this. It's cool.

 

[Shattered]

...by the best doctors in the field, what would you have done?

me?

Nose, Lipo of butt, abs, and thighs. Then a penis-reduction...to level the playing field.

Smaller . And, if they could find a way to make me taller, I'd like that, too.

 

[Mr. P]

If you could have free cosmetic surgery

I wouldn't...I'm fine the way I am...I'm me.

 

[5stringJeff]

Smaller .

 

[Shattered]

What's wrong with that?

 

[Zhukov]

What's wrong with that?

Breast reduction must surely be sacrilege.

 

[Shattered]

Breast reduction must surely be sacrilege.

Hell.. You ain't gotta carry them around all day.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I would probably get some boobs...
I'd never have to leave the house.

 

[Shattered]

I would probably get some boobs...
I'd never have to leave the house.

Umm...you shouldn't have to leave the house *now*...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Umm...you shouldn't have to leave the house *now*...

uh huh... I have to work.
If I had boobs, I probably wouldn't want to get out of bed.

 

[Zhukov]

Hell.. You ain't gotta carry them around all day.

Well, that's only cause you never asked, so don't be getting mad at me.

 

[Shattered]

Well, that's only cause you never asked, so don't be getting mad at me.

:rotflmao:



"Excuse me, Sir.. Would you mind carrying.."

Nah. Nevermind. It just sounds wrong.

 

[Mr. P]

:rotflmao:



"Excuse me, Sir.. Would you mind carrying.."

Nah. Nevermind. It just sounds wrong.

You're right..it sounds wrong..
How about "Excuse me, Sir.. Would you mind holding these?"

 

[Shattered]

You're right..it sounds wrong..
How about "Excuse me, Sir.. Would you mind holding these?"

Can't I just opt for the free surgery?

 

[dilloduck]

Can't I just opt for the free surgery?

I guess if you got a reduction you could just pass em around for show and tell ! :teeth: