If You Could Be A Moderator In Final Debates,What Would You Ask Bernie Sanders?

[Rexx Taylor]

i just never thought id see the day when we would have the top two contenders for the Democrat nomination both showing signs of Doomedentia,,,,,Bernie talks about paying for everyones expenses while forgetting we owe 20 Trillion dollars while Hillary cant recall anything!

 

[Tom Horn]

I'd ask him how many times he's screamed: "GET OFF MY LAWN!" at the neighbor kids?

Probably has a closet full of baseballs

And a couple frisbees and a wrecked kite on his roof.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I'd ask him how many times he's screamed: "GET OFF MY LAWN!" at the neighbor kids?

Probably has a closet full of baseballs

And a couple frisbees and a wrecked kite on his roof.

I bet his house is dark, smells musty and moldy, maybe a pet crow and cobwebs, lots of cobwebs

 

[Agit8r]

I suppose I would ask: "Did having parents who immigrated to escape ethnic violence shape your views on civil rights?"

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I'd ask him how many times he's screamed: "GET OFF MY LAWN!" at the neighbor kids?

Probably has a closet full of baseballs

And a couple frisbees and a wrecked kite on his roof.

I bet his house is dark, smells musty and moldy, maybe a pet crow and cobwebs, lots of cobwebs

and a freezer full of bagels

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i wonder how many warped/banged up golf clubs bernie has in his garage from whacking those kids on his lawn.

 

[Arizona Willie]

I'd ask him how he plans on enacting these ideas with a congress that won't cooperate with him. Having a plan is all well and good. But he'll need to deal with the situation as he finds it.

right, he never tells his crowds that congress will never pass any of his ideas to steal money from the middle class to pay for there expensive college tuitions and taco bell gift cards.

The middle class doesn't seem to be Sander's target. And the group that Congress will fight to protect is the wealthy.

id like to see Bernie attempt these rallies in blue town cities in Ohio that are already on edge with the mass damage liberals have caused,

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At all of Bernie's appearances there are OVERFLOW crowds who can't even get in the building and they have to set up screens outside.

Trump had to hire actors to try to fill his announcement and probably is STILL hiring actors.

 

[Tom Horn]

I bet his house is dark, smells musty and moldy, maybe a pet crow and cobwebs, lots of cobwebs

"a pet crow"....

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i have always wondered what kind of bird lives on Bernies left shoulder

 

[Iceweasel]

Yeah, but Einstein could do math.

True, he even used it to explain the benefits of Socialism.

Sure, the government just picks more money from the trees and has the unicorns deliver it on their rainbow routes.

You didn't read the Einstein essay.

You didn't post it.

Sorry, think you missed it, but here it is again.

monthlyreview.org/2009/05/01/why-socialism/

Not saying the genius was right, but he has an interesting take on the topic.

I didn't miss the link. a link is just a way to hop over somewhere else. Posting a link doesn't make your case. If you're too stupid or lazy to post the portion that makes your case I'm too lazy to go there and try to figure out what you mean. Do your own homework and quit relying on others.

 

[Arizona Willie]

Mr Sanders, your net worth is 300,000 dollars, you can't afford a comb?

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He is the ONLY Congresscritter who hasn't used his political position to become extremely wealthy himself.

I sympathize with him on the hair thing.

I was like that ... that's why I started just shaving my head.

Blame the genes that give you thinning wispy hair.
You can comb it and comb it over and spray it all you want but when the least wind blows your hair does too.

YOUR DAY MAY COME.

Then we'll laugh at your hair.

Doubtful, I have thick hair, red as a sunset....it's an Irish thing Surely Bernie can afford conditioner....and a comb

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When I was young I had very very thick hair. Barbers complained about it it was so thick.

But Male Pattern Baldness genes fire when you get to a certain age whether you like it or not and blondes and red heads get it even worse. Very few make it to old age with a full head of hair.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Mr Sanders, your net worth is 300,000 dollars, you can't afford a comb?

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He is the ONLY Congresscritter who hasn't used his political position to become extremely wealthy himself.

I sympathize with him on the hair thing.

I was like that ... that's why I started just shaving my head.

Blame the genes that give you thinning wispy hair.
You can comb it and comb it over and spray it all you want but when the least wind blows your hair does too.

YOUR DAY MAY COME.

Then we'll laugh at your hair.

Doubtful, I have thick hair, red as a sunset....it's an Irish thing Surely Bernie can afford conditioner....and a comb

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When I was young I had very very thick hair. Barbers complained about it it was so thick.

But Male Pattern Baldness genes fire when you get to a certain age whether you like it or not and blondes and red heads get it even worse. Very few make it to old age with a full head of hair.

I'm not a male so male pattern baldness isn't really a concern to me....although I hope my husband doesn't contract it.

 

[SwimExpert]

If You Could Be A Moderator In Final Debates,What Would You Ask Bernie Sanders?

Oh, that's an easy one.

 

[Arianrhod]

OMG, don't vote for him! His lawn is full of dandelions!

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Mr Sanders: by the time you start debating Rubio or Cruz, you will be 85 years old, does that mean you will be performing the debates while sitting on a toilet?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Bernie, do you still believe when a woman enjoys intercourse with her man...she fantasies about being raped by 3 men simultaneously?

^^^^ That should give anyone a clue what the senile old bastard is all about

 

[Arizona Willie]

Mr Sanders, your net worth is 300,000 dollars, you can't afford a comb?

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He is the ONLY Congresscritter who hasn't used his political position to become extremely wealthy himself.

I sympathize with him on the hair thing.

I was like that ... that's why I started just shaving my head.

Blame the genes that give you thinning wispy hair.
You can comb it and comb it over and spray it all you want but when the least wind blows your hair does too.

YOUR DAY MAY COME.

Then we'll laugh at your hair.

Doubtful, I have thick hair, red as a sunset....it's an Irish thing Surely Bernie can afford conditioner....and a comb

==========
When I was young I had very very thick hair. Barbers complained about it it was so thick.

But Male Pattern Baldness genes fire when you get to a certain age whether you like it or not and blondes and red heads get it even worse. Very few make it to old age with a full head of hair.

I'm not a male so male pattern baldness isn't really a concern to me....although I hope my husband doesn't contract it.

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I've got an unpleasant surprise for you.

WOMEN GO BALD TOO.

In fact, many go bald before their mates do.

You would be surprised at how many women are bald or their hair is so thin they look like Bernie.

Wig stores near Senior Citizens areas do a thriving business.

Just being female won't protect you from thinning hair / baldness.

Sorry.

 

[Arizona Willie]

Mr Sanders: by the time you start debating Rubio or Cruz, you will be 85 years old, does that mean you will be performing the debates while sitting on a toilet?

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Bernie and I are both 74.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Bernie, do you still believe when a woman enjoys intercourse with her man...she fantasies about being raped by 3 men simultaneously?

^^^^ That should give anyone a clue what the senile old bastard is all about

Bernie, should you become President, will you give all of your inflatable dolls to Joe Biden?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Mr Sanders, your net worth is 300,000 dollars, you can't afford a comb?

=========
He is the ONLY Congresscritter who hasn't used his political position to become extremely wealthy himself.

I sympathize with him on the hair thing.

I was like that ... that's why I started just shaving my head.

Blame the genes that give you thinning wispy hair.
You can comb it and comb it over and spray it all you want but when the least wind blows your hair does too.

YOUR DAY MAY COME.

Then we'll laugh at your hair.

Doubtful, I have thick hair, red as a sunset....it's an Irish thing Surely Bernie can afford conditioner....and a comb

==========
When I was young I had very very thick hair. Barbers complained about it it was so thick.

But Male Pattern Baldness genes fire when you get to a certain age whether you like it or not and blondes and red heads get it even worse. Very few make it to old age with a full head of hair.

I'm not a male so male pattern baldness isn't really a concern to me....although I hope my husband doesn't contract it.

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I've got an unpleasant surprise for you.

WOMEN GO BALD TOO.

In fact, many go bald before their mates do.

You would be surprised at how many women are bald or their hair is so thin they look like Bernie.

Wig stores near Senior Citizens areas do a thriving business.

Just being female won't protect you from thinning hair / baldness.

Sorry.

I'll be ok, all the women in my family passed on with hair. Stop obsessing over my hair.