1stRambo
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- Feb 8, 2015
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According to Obama and his Puppets:
- If you enjoy singing How Great Thou Art and Amazing Grace – you might be a terrorist.
- If you watched The Bible on the History Channel and thought it was badass – you might be a terrorist.
- If you believe it’s wrong and ungodly to hijack airplanes and jam them into skyscrapers full of innocent people – then you might be a terrorist.
- If you think Billy Graham has been a great gift to our nation – you might be a terrorist.
- If you celebrate Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter – you might be a terrorist.
- If you made the day you got saved your birthday on your Facebook page verses the day you actually popped out of your mama’s bottom – you might be a terrorist.
- If you give money towards the preaching of the gospel and to works of charity – you might be a terrorist.
- If you love your neighbor as yourself – you might be a terrorist.
- If you recognize, appreciate and wish to pass on to the next generation America’s godly heritage – you might be a terrorist.
- If you like the Declaration of Independence, our Constitution and the Bill of Rights – you might be terrorist.
- If you have Jesus Take the Wheelon your iPod – you might be a terrorist.
- If you believe Jesus is Lord and not the state – you might be a terrorist.
- If you raise your kids to be productive, independent and righteous kids who love God and our country and not be narcissistic entitlement hookers – you might be a terrorist.
- If you believe love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs and does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth – you might be a terrorist.
- If you believe the Golden Rule is a pretty legit tenet to live by – you might be a terrorist.
- If you have a fish sticker on your mini van – you might be a terrorist.
- If you take umbrage that you would get pitched as a terrorist because all of the aforementioned Christian stuff – well … you might be a terrorist.
- If you belong to the Socialist Progressive Democrat Party, run like HELL!!! "GTP"
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