Zone1 if somebody said: There were ten people in the room, six Christians and four Catholics - how would you react?

[Zebra]

I would say ...... but Catholics are also Christians!

 

[JGalt]

I would say ...... but Catholics are also Christians!

I'd be relieved they didn't say "There are ten Muslims in the room, nine terrorists and one that isn't."

 

[Zebra]

and the others?

 

[fncceo]

how would you react?​

I would move to a better neighborhood.

 

[JGalt]

and the others?

I suck at writing jokes at 4 in the morning. Go back and read what I posted again.

 

[Zebra]

I would say ...... but Catholics are also Christians!

or ...

Catholicism is a denomination within Christianity.

 

[ding]

I would say ...... but Catholics are also Christians!

I’d probably just roll my eyes.

 

[BreezeWood]

let them know there has never been or ever will be a messiah from the heavens meant for anyone ... and any religion would be better than theirs except the other two found in the same desert.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

I would say ...... but Catholics are also Christians!

Sincere but Misguided cultists

 

[BackAgain]

I’d tell them that 6+4=10.

Of course, we’re also being told here in America that math is “racist,” so I don’t know how much staring the obvious would help.

 

[fncceo]

Expect to make sacrifices.

Goat or Chicken?

 

[onefour1]

It would make me wonder if such a statement would make Catholics think twice about labelling members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints as non-Christian.

 

[BULLDOG]

A good man who had always been kind, forgiving, loving, and compassionate and lived an upstanding life died and went to heaven. He had never joined a specific religion so St. Peter took him to see each religion so he could decide which group to join. They looked through the window on the first door and saw people running up and down the isles and talking in some language nobody ever heard. Those were the Pentecostals. At the next door he saw a wedding ceremony where a bunch of young girls were marrying the same middle aged man. Those were the Mormons. At the next door he saw people kneeling down and standing up repeatedly while chanting something in Latin. The man asked St Peter who those people were. St. Peter told him to keep his voice down so they wouldn't notice them. He then explained that those were Catholics, and they thought they were the only ones there.

 

[ding]

Goat or Chicken?

Worse. Pride.

 

[Zebra]

A good man who had always been kind, forgiving, loving, and compassionate and lived an upstanding life died and went to heaven. He had never joined a specific religion so St. Peter took him to see each religion so he could decide which group to join. They looked through the window on the first door and saw people running up and down the isles and talking in some language nobody ever heard. Those were the Pentecostals. At the next door he saw a wedding ceremony where a bunch of young girls were marrying the same middle aged man. Those were the Mormons. At the next door he saw people kneeling down and standing up repeatedly while chanting something in Latin. The man asked St Peter who those people were. St. Peter told him to keep his voice down so they wouldn't notice them. He then explained that those were Catholics, and they thought they were the only ones there.

you could tell the last part of many religions

 

[BreezeWood]

Goat or Chicken?

some as the jews believe their loss a sacrifice than having taken a life ... the heavens know the difference. obviously not moses.