I was riding my skateboard down the road one day and this pitbull got loose and jumped up to bite me.
I cracked it hard straight down on the top of its head with a closed fist, its jaw hit the road and knocked it out and
it started snoring. I left it there with the girl coming out, just like that. Like zero fucks given.
Hey, your dog tried to bite me, and it's knocked out in the road, not my problem.
That dog thought about it again a couple times, but then thought better, after a while we became friends.
I think the girl stayed mad I knocked her dog out, though.
She really should have controlled her dog better.