A new musical condom has been invented which, if it bursts, warns you to withdraw by playing Beethovens Fifth. Although Schuberts Unfinished would seem more appropriate. The invention could lead to an innovation in public toilets where the condom machine will be able to double as a jukebox.
The Italian inventor, Lino Missio, said, When a condom splits, you need to be warned immediately. He has spent years perfecting the invention through self trial and is now celebrating with his wife and seventeen children.
A recent survey reveals that 20% of all men say condoms are too small. The other 80% are telling the truth. Researchers were also intrigued by the surprisingly low percentage of complaints that condoms were too big.
Manufacturers intend to offer a range of tunes and are asking for customer input. Let's hear your suggestions.
The Italian inventor, Lino Missio, said, When a condom splits, you need to be warned immediately. He has spent years perfecting the invention through self trial and is now celebrating with his wife and seventeen children.
A recent survey reveals that 20% of all men say condoms are too small. The other 80% are telling the truth. Researchers were also intrigued by the surprisingly low percentage of complaints that condoms were too big.
Manufacturers intend to offer a range of tunes and are asking for customer input. Let's hear your suggestions.
