I will not Bowl

[Mr. H.]

...damn back's gone out again.

 

[Pop23]

...damn back's gone out again.

Obama can't bowl either, but I hear he's a real good card player.

Maybe you two could maybe hang out together for a spell?

 

[Mr. H.]

Obama? You must be thinking bowel, not bowl.

 

[percysunshine]

Maybe if Congress had a bowling league, they could agree on something.

Naw.....

 

[Mr. H.]

Three strikes you're in!

 

[norwegen]

Finally, the thread title made proper.

 

[Mr. H.]

I did have a bowl of Cheerios for brefuss.

 

[Mr. H.]

Much easier on the back...

Gosh darn I like my smartyphone.

 

[BobPlumb]

Obama? You must be thinking bowel, not bowl.

Obama can't bowl!

[ame=http://youtu.be/_E-EdGul8nI]Obama Bowling and Special Olympics - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Zoom-boing]

 

[Connery]

This is the best I can do....

 

[Ropey]

I will not Bowl

That's what they told me in the junior league.

"You will not bowl."

I never did again. I took up golf instead. One ball, one hole. It was just easier.

 

[B. Kidd]

Why does a bowling ball have three holes when we have five fingers?

 

[BobPlumb]

Why does a bowling ball have three holes when we have five fingers?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

[norwegen]

Why does a bowling ball have three holes when we have five fingers?

It leaves the other two fingers free to pick your nose when you're holding the ball up to your face.

 

[Mr. H.]

I could make an exception...

 

[Mr. H.]

I had me a bowl of Cheerios this morning. With 1% milk and a light sprinkle of the sugar granules.

Notice how they fluff cereal with air these days? You get the volume without the weight.

Da **** is wrong with this world?


So much style without substance.
So much stuff without style.
It's hard to recognize the real thing,
It comes along once in a while.