I have a 2x4 with 10 penny nails in one end
Does that count?
I have a baseball bat cut down to 18 in. Does that count?
I have a pair of home made eskrima sticks. Does that count?
All depends how they are used and or what threats you make on the internet. They could also be used as evidence of mental instability.
Keep bragging fool
Not bragging, Idiot.
just illustrating the extent of your unhingedness.
Practicing martial arts with weapons is a centuries old practice in case you didn't know that
Which martial art teaches bragging that you need 2 by 4s with nails to be a man?
Be specific
You are too stupid to realize that learning to defend yourself from a person swinging a 2x4 with nails in it at your head requires practicing with a 2x4 with nails in it aren't you?
And I tend to concentrate on Krav Maga which teaches you that anything can be a weapon even a pen.
You have never done this, because the person swinging the board was not trying to hurt you, it's a ritual dance folly.
My last fight was over in 15 seconds, might have been over in 8 seconds but I dragged the fools face in the dirt before I let him up and he just walked away, it was comical...