I think I've found the mother of all conspiracy theories

[JGalt]

I don't believe in conspiracy theories, but this one's so complex I can't even begin to wrap my mind around it.

I did check, and yes, CERN is firing up the Hadron Collider on April 8, the same day as the eclipse.

 

[Votto]

Not to worry, to offset the gravitation pull of the moon and sun together, scientists are going to move Chris Christy and Michael Moore to the opposing side of the world.

 

[JGalt]

Not to worry, to offset the gravitation pull of the moon and sun together, scientists are going to move Chris Christy and Michael Moore to the opposing side of the world.

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[Magnus]

I don't believe in conspiracy theories, but this one's so complex I can't even begin to wrap my mind around it.

I did check, and yes, CERN is firing up the Hadron Collider on April 8, the same day as the eclipse.

Yeah, a guy with shaggy hair and a weird hat says something on the boob tube so must be true...

Oh...and not sure what you checked but the Hadron Collider had restarted way back in April 2022.

Large Hadron Collider restarts

The world’s largest and most powerful particle accelerator has restarted after a break of more than three years for maintenance, consolidation and upgrade work. Today, 22 April, at 12:16 CEST, two beams of protons circulated in opposite directions around the Large Hadron Collider’s 27-kilometre...

home.cern

 

[JustAnotherNut]

Mayyyyybeeeee it's not a true solar eclipse.......

 

[White 6]

I don't believe in conspiracy theories, but this one's so complex I can't even begin to wrap my mind around it.

I did check, and yes, CERN is firing up the Hadron Collider on April 8, the same day as the eclipse.

Cool! I am headed for the New Madrid Fault zone, Tomorrow for the eclipse, and will be watching from the banks of the Mississippi River, which ran backwards forming Reelfoot Lake during the 7.8-8.2 quakes of 1811-1812.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Not to worry, to offset the gravitation pull of the moon and sun together, scientists are going to move Chris Christy and Michael Moore to the opposing side of the world.

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Hopefully a second eclipse viewing can settle a few things.

How not to watch a solar eclipse, courtesy of Donald Trump

In 2017, the president of the United States stared directly at the sun, squinting and pointing at it. Don’t do that.

www.msnbc.com

 

[SweetSue92]

At any rate, Jesus is coming back sooner than later.

Today would not be too soon for me

 

[1srelluc]

 

[JGalt]

Mayyyyybeeeee it's not a true solar eclipse.......


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Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack...

 

[Funzo Hoss]

David Morales and his lil bastard coup schemes