I have never laughed so hard in my life!

[Trinity]

Last night at the club I work at, I had 2 women walk up to the bar to order drinks, one was a blond the other a brunette.

The brunette was cute but the blond was seriously lacking, she thought she was the shit! Anyway they got their drinks and went and sat at the table.

Now I have 4 stages in my club 2 with single poles and 2 with double poles and a pole across the center for the girls to dance on. The blond had decided to jump up on the pole right in front of my bar to dance, now keep in mind she was in a very short miniskirt, heels, and tight blouse, at first she was just dancing normally then I guess she decided to get brave and started spinning and then hanging up side down on the pole, she was now attracting quite a crowd. A cop friend and I were sitting there shaking our heads and talking about how women like that have no self respect, well she decides that the single pole is no longer working for her, so she moves to the double poles and is having quite a time grinding and hanging upside down, underwear exposed for all to see, she also had quite a crowd at this point.

Well about 5 minutes into her little dance she decided to hang upside down on the center bar and when she did it all fell out were talking penis and balls here!!! :rotflmao: I never laughed so hard in my life!!!! it took me 10 minutes to stop laughing so I could serve more drinks! The funny part is I had several guys I know that come in regularly that were eyeballing her and telling me damn I'd do that!! Needless to say they were all gaging after that!


Boy I'll tell you it never amazes me what kinds of things I see when I work. I always know I will at least get 1 really good laugh every night I work!


Hey Joz we are looking for another bartender they just fired 2 of them. Interested!! I guarantee you'll get a good laugh! :teeth:

 

[Mr. P]

Classy place, Huh?

 

[Trinity]

So, what happened then??????

Yeah, I saw they were still looking. I'm not sure I could stand the excitement.

Not quite sure, I was laughing so hard, but by the time I stopped laughing they had left!

 

[Trinity]

Classy place, Huh?

Very young crowd Mr. P most of my customers are between 18 and 25 I do get some older ones in, but not many!

 

[Trinity]

Hey Joz that reminds me I am heading down to Red Cheetah's Wed. night. I have a friend of mine who bounces down there, told me they are firing 2 bartenders for not ringing up drinks and pocketing the money. He told me to give the manager a call, I called him last night and he wants me to come down Wed. night and meet with him. Keep your finger's crossed that place is hopping! They do 800 to 900 people on a Wed. night!

 

[Trinity]

Oh, THAT's exactly what I need.

I am trying to convert them, there all liberals. :teeth:

 

[Trinity]

Got'em crossed!!!! Is the place down on the levee?
You get in a place like that & you'll be able to retire on 3 nights a week!

No it's downtown in over the rhine, Reading and Sycamore. I was told by the manager when I get there park in the parking garage and call him and they will send out escorts to escort me in.

I asked that friend of mine that bounces down there if they have ever had any problems with arriving or leaving and he said no he has been working down there for about a year now. He says they always escort the bartenders to and from the parking garage.

 

[Gabriella84]

Gotta love conservatives who work at tit bars. :whip3:

I know what you mean about gender confusion, though. When I was a college freshman, I went with a group to an outdoor cafe in San Francisco. At one point, two very attractive women passed by. A couple of the guys commented as such, but calmed down when one of the women said "CWD." I was embarrassed to not know what "CWD" meant, so I waited until later to ask.
I was totally amused to learn it stood for "Chicks With Dicks." :blah2:

 

[Trinity]

Gotta love conservatives who work at tit bars. :whip3:

Yep, however I don't work at a tit bar, it's a night club probably the same type you hang out in!

Was that you flashing your tits last Saturday night, better watch that shit my bouncer's will throw you out for that!

 

[Mr. P]

Very young crowd Mr. P most of my customers are between 18 and 25 I do get some older ones in, but not many!

Well, from my experiences growing up around bars and restaurants, the age of the clientele had little to do with the class of the place..But POLES do.

Back then only the slimy strip bars had poles, and they weren't for public use.

 

[Merlin1047]

Years ago my friend John and I had a little adventure in New Orleans. You may remember John from a story I posted about six months ago involving a flight in a UH-1 helicopter and some strange odors.

John and I had scheduled a "tactical" training mission for the weekend out of the flight facility in Montgomery. After some thrashing about to satisfy these requirements, we landed at Lakefront airport in New Orleans where the Louisiana Guard maintained their flight facility and where a friend of mine was the state aviation maintenance officer. After checking in with my friend, we obtained transport, lodging and off we went to Bourbon street.

We cruised several bars and naturally became rather boisterous as the evening wore on. Eventually we ended up in some strip joint where the main attraction looked like some refugee from Berkely. Skinny, pale and ugly. You'd have to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the puppy to play with her. Worse, we were constantly perstered by the butchy female bartender who would be picking up our beers and shaking them to within three minutes after we bought a drink. The place was a total ripoff. John, whose judgement is even worse than mine started to make some rather loud comments regarding the quality of the entertainment. At one point, when another article of cloting was due to come off, John started chanting "Put it ON, put in ON!"

Directly there was a rather large and heavy hand on each of our shoulders. Looking up, I found the hand attached to some behemoth who looked like a house on legs. He suggested that we might want to take our bullshit somewhere else. Being drunk, but not yet suicidal, I agreed that he had a point and we promptly complied.

Staggering down the street, we came across a female impersonator club. Neither John nor I had ever encountered one of these creatures, so we decided that it was time to fill in this hole in our cultural awareness. In we went. The place was clean and nicely furnished. The bartender chatted with us and we weren't hassled, and the "ladies" - well every damn one of them would have fooled anybody. We were amazed. Spent the rest of the evening there. Got to talk to a couple of the entertainers. Got read in on all the details of "the procedure". Probably more than I wanted to know.

Amazing the things you can learn in the National Guard.

 

[Trinity]

Well, from my experiences growing up around bars and restaurants, the age of the clientele had little to do with the class of the place..But POLES do.

Back then only the slimy strip bars had poles, and they weren't for public use.

Thursday night is my night out and I go to a club called Metropolis same age group that comes to my bar. Now when I was younger running the bars and clubs I did not see the kind of things I see now! You are right only the sleezy strip joints had the poles back then, now everybody has them. This past Thursday at Metro for instance, they do not have poles but they have stages with rails around them that are for the women only, and I saw way more ass then I ever wanted to see, these young girls had their skirts pulled up to their waist shaking their asses in these guys faces I am talking inches away here! My god I can only imagine what will be going on when my 9 year old is 18 and able to go to these clubs!

 

[Trinity]

Years ago my friend John and I had a little adventure in New Orleans. You may remember John from a story I posted about six months ago involving a flight in a UH-1 helicopter and some strange odors.

John and I had scheduled a "tactical" training mission for the weekend out of the flight facility in Montgomery. After some thrashing about to satisfy these requirements, we landed at Lakefront airport in New Orleans where the Louisiana Guard maintained their flight facility and where a friend of mine was the state aviaition maintenance officer. After checking in with my friend, we obtained transport, lodging and off we went to Bourbon street.

We cruised several bars and naturally became rather boisterous as the evening wore on. Eventually we ended up in some strip joint where the main attraction looked like some refugee from Berkely. Skinny, pale and ugly. You'd have to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the puppy to play with her. Worse, we were constantly perstered by the butchy female bartender who would be picking up our beers and shaking them to within three minutes after we bought a drink. The place was a total ripoff. John, whose judgement is even worse than mine started to make some rather loud comments regarding the quality of the entertainment. At one point, when another article of cloting was due to come off, John started chanting "Put it ON, put in ON!"

Directly there was a rather large and heavy hand on each of our shoulders. Looking up, I found the hand attached to some behemoth who looked like a house on legs. He suggested that we might want to take our bullshit somewhere else. Being drunk, but not yet suicidal, I agreed that he had a point and we promptly complied.

Staggering down the street, we came across a female impersonator club. Neither John nor I had ever encountered one of these creatures, so we decided that it was time to fill in this hole in our cultural awareness. In we went. The place was clean and nicely furnished. The bartender chatted with us and we weren't hassled, and the "ladies" - well every damn one of them would have fooled anybody. We were amazed. Spent the rest of the evening there. Got to talk to a couple of the entertainers. Got read in on all the details of "the procedure". Probably more than I wanted to know.

Amazing the things you can learn in the National Guard.

Well at least you knew what you were walking into.

I on the other hand wasn't quite expecting that, it was a good laugh though! :teeth:


I think I may take my cell phone and upgrade to a picture phone just for those types of priceless moments!

 

[Mr. P]

....
Staggering down the street, we came across a female impersonator club. Neither John nor I had ever encountered one of these creatures, so we decided that it was time to fill in this hole in our cultural awareness. In we went. The place was clean and nicely furnished. The bartender chatted with us and we weren't hassled, and the "ladies" - well every damn one of them would have fooled anybody. We were amazed. Spent the rest of the evening there. Got to talk to a couple of the entertainers. Got read in on all the details of "the procedure". Probably more than I wanted to know.

.....

Yep...I worked with guy (gay as he could be) here in Atlanta that claimed he was a female impersonator in DC.
I didn't believe him so he whips out this photo of himself as one..man he/she was gorgeous!
You would have never known until it was to late!

 

[Nienna]

Eewww. Just ew.

 

[Merlin]

Thursday night is my night out and I go to a club called Metropolis same age group that comes to my bar. Now when I was younger running the bars and clubs I did not see the kind of things I see now! You are right only the sleezy strip joints had the poles back then, now everybody has them. This past Thursday at Metro for instance, they do not have poles but they have stages with rails around them that are for the women only, and I saw way more ass then I ever wanted to see, these young girls had their skirts pulled up to their waist shaking their asses in these guys faces I am talking inches away here! My god I can only imagine what will be going on when my 9 year old is 18 and able to go to these clubs!

When they started taking off their spats and showing their ankles, that was the same thing we said.

 

[Mr. P]

When they started taking off their spats and showing their ankles, that was the same thing we said.

Spats and ankles...Skirts and Ass...
Ahhhhhh...lil different there Merlin.

 

[KarlMarx]

Amazing the things you can learn in the National Guard.

Interesting story...

Sheds a whole new light on the Army's old line of "Be all you can be"....

 

[KarlMarx]

I think I may take my cell phone and upgrade to a picture phone just for those types of priceless moments!

You'll definitely have a unique photo album in a few years.....