I have an urge for Covid-19 food

[Uncensored2008]

Hope I can get some

 

[JGalt]

Hope I can get some

A bowl of pickled jalapeno peppers so hot they make you sweat and you can't breathe?

 

[Marion Morrison]

I got me some Chinese the day the SHTF.
I buy more within 2 days, just to support them.

They give a pretty good shrimp count, too.

They are worried, bigtime..lease on space..operating expenses...

 

[Disir]

You want frozen pizza, all of the canned vegetables, anything in a box, the entire beef, pork, and chicken section?

 

[Marion Morrison]

He wants canned corn and bread.

 

[Disir]

Well, let's hope he is stocked on toilet paper.......

 

[Uncensored2008]

I got me some Chinese the day the SHTF.
I buy more within 2 days, just to support them.

They give a pretty good shrimp count, too.

They are worried, bigtime..lease on space..operating expenses...

You're NOT supposed say where it came from. It's racist to say where it came from...

 

[Marion Morrison]

I got me some Chinese the day the SHTF.
I buy more within 2 days, just to support them.

They give a pretty good shrimp count, too.

They are worried, bigtime..lease on space..operating expenses...

You're NOT supposed say where it came from. It's racist to say where it came from...

Bullshit! That freaking stove is amazing.

1000 degree flame. Most around are like that, and yeah, some of their stuff can be had elsewhere and better, but I been dealing with these guys for years. Gotta support 'em. They deliver when I'm all tore up.

Egg rolls and Crab Rangoons are not the best.

Entree suff is always good, though.

 

[JGalt]

I got me some Chinese the day the SHTF.
I buy more within 2 days, just to support them.

They give a pretty good shrimp count, too.

They are worried, bigtime..lease on space..operating expenses...

You're NOT supposed say where it came from. It's racist to say where it came from...

Here: This should cure you of that craving.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Who cooks bats? They're too cute and not enough meat to cook.

 

[buttercup]

I just make Chinese food at home, when I want some. Without the meat dead animals, of course.

 

[yidnar]

Hope I can get some

i love Chinese food ! and i dont hold asian Americans responsible for what a brutal dictatorship does to hurt the world ! many of the Chinese people in the US are here for religious freedom.

 

[deannalw]

I got me some Chinese the day the SHTF.
I buy more within 2 days, just to support them.

They give a pretty good shrimp count, too.

They are worried, bigtime..lease on space..operating expenses...

You're NOT supposed say where it came from. It's racist to say where it came from...

Here: This should cure you of that craving.

I'm gonna barf till I fuckin die.

 

[JGalt]

I got me some Chinese the day the SHTF.
I buy more within 2 days, just to support them.

They give a pretty good shrimp count, too.

They are worried, bigtime..lease on space..operating expenses...

You're NOT supposed say where it came from. It's racist to say where it came from...

Here: This should cure you of that craving.

I'm gonna barf till I fuckin die.

Chinese weight-loss program.

 

[deannalw]

Who cooks bats? They're too cute and not enough meat to cook.

Cute?

Dayum.

You fell on your haid, MM.

 

[deannalw]

I got me some Chinese the day the SHTF.
I buy more within 2 days, just to support them.

They give a pretty good shrimp count, too.

They are worried, bigtime..lease on space..operating expenses...

You're NOT supposed say where it came from. It's racist to say where it came from...

Here: This should cure you of that craving.

I'm gonna barf till I fuckin die.

Chinese weight-loss program.

Devious bastards!

*gasp*

That's racist!

 

[Marion Morrison]

Who cooks bats? They're too cute and not enough meat to cook.

Cute?

Dayum.

You fell on your haid, MM.

Idk what kinda bats are in Deannaville, but here bats are very cute and tiny and fragile.

We kept one in an old shoe for a week.
Fed it bananas, grapes, and formula..

ok, so a blender was involved.

This guy is 3-4X bigger than our bat.



Ours was around 1/5x the size of this:

He was a little feller, and so cute!

He/she was that kind of bat for sure.

They don't get big and fly at dusk, usually.

Oh, he was just a little bitty tender thing.

I'd like to think he made it.

 

[deannalw]

Who cooks bats? They're too cute and not enough meat to cook.

Cute?

Dayum.

You fell on your haid, MM.

Idk what kinda bats are in Deannaville, but here bats are very cute and tiny and fragile.

We kept one in an old shoe for a week.
Fed it bananas, grapes, and formula..

ok, so a blender was involved.

This guy is 3-4X bigger than our bat.



Ours was around 2x the size of this:

He was a little feller, and so cute!

He/she was that kind of bat for sure.

They don't get big and fly at dusk, usually.

Oh, he was just a little bitty tender thing.

I'd like to think he made it.

ACK!

You need therapy.

When I was little we lived in this village with a kind of rowhouse deal going on. There were rowhouse kind of housing. Every night the bats came from every where and us kids were always threatened with being picked up and brought to our doom in their evil nests where they would suck the eyeballs from our faces.

One time Momma didn't have some dumb shit thing or tother for dinner. I don't remember what it was, but I knew it was dark and Beverly's house was waaaay down the other side of the lane. Plus my Momma let us brats watch The Gargoyles" and it ended about 12 seconds before she threatened my hide if I didn't get. I probably would have doubled back and told her Bev didn't have any of that, but I had 147 million bats along with their rabid, herpes covered butts trying to strip the meat from my bones and make a nest in ma har!

That looong walk (olympic sprint) diminished me and my right eye still twitches when I recall the events of "Night of the Bats"

 

[Marion Morrison]

Who cooks bats? They're too cute and not enough meat to cook.

Cute?

Dayum.

You fell on your haid, MM.

Idk what kinda bats are in Deannaville, but here bats are very cute and tiny and fragile.

We kept one in an old shoe for a week.
Fed it bananas, grapes, and formula..

ok, so a blender was involved.

This guy is 3-4X bigger than our bat.



Ours was around 2x the size of this:

He was a little feller, and so cute!

He/she was that kind of bat for sure.

They don't get big and fly at dusk, usually.

Oh, he was just a little bitty tender thing.

I'd like to think he made it.

ACK!

You need therapy.

When I was little we lived in this village with a kind of rowhouse deal going on. There were rowhouse kind of housing. Every night the bats came from every where and us kids were always threatened with being picked up and brought to our doom in their evil nests where they would suck the eyeballs from our faces.

One time Momma didn't have some dumb shit thing or tother for dinner. I don't remember what it was, but I knew it was dark and Beverly's house was waaaay down the other side of the lane. Plus my Momma let us brats watch The Gargoyles" and it ended about 12 seconds before she threatened my hide if I didn't get. I probably would have doubled back and told her Bev didn't have any of that, but I had 147 million bats along with their rabid, herpes covered butts trying to strip the meat from my bones and make a nest in ma har!

That looong walk (olympic sprint) diminished me and my right eye still twitches when I recall the events of "Night of the Bats"

Oh you poor dear. Did the bats really threaten you?


PS: Fuckin' Aye! After that, I gotta hear about that last fish you caught!

More PS: That's why you were told to be home before the street lights come on!

 

[Denizen]

Hope I can get some

Enjoy.