Here's what I'm claiming, asshole:
1) Conquest of Greenland: He's floated an interesting concept that I'm not totally opposed to. The problem with you people is that you take him literally and not seriously, which points to your abject stupidity.
2) Reopening Alcatraz: No strong opinions but why the hell not?? We have a LOT of people who need to be in prison, most of them Democrats. Let's make room for 'em!
3) DOGE checks: Hell yes! I'd prefer the money go to the debt but if I got a $2,000 check, I could buy some more guns!