I Didnt Even Graduate: PhD Comes Clean in Hilarious Obituary
Heres the second paragraph of Pattersons first-person obituary:
I have confessions and things I should now say. As it turns out, I AM the guy who stole the safe from the Motor View Drive Inn back in June, 1971. I could have left that unsaid, but I wanted to get it off my chest. Also, I really am NOT a PhD. What happened was that the day I went to pay off my college student loan at the U of U, the girl working there put my receipt into the wrong stack, and two weeks later, a PhD diploma came in the mail. I didnt even graduate, I only had about 3 years of college credit. In fact, I never did even learn what the letters PhD even stood for. For all of the Electronic Engineers I have worked with, Im sorry, but you have to admit my designs always worked very well, and were well engineered, and I always made you laugh at work. Now to that really mean Park Ranger; after all, it was me that rolled those rocks into your geyser and ruined it. I did notice a few years later that you did get Old Faithful working again. To Disneyland you can now throw away that Banned for Life file you have on me, Im not a problem anymore and SeaWorld San Diego, too, if you read this. [Emphasis added]
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Ok, this is pretty funny, too bad he passed away (or did he), he sounds like a crazy guy..