I cannot GRILL!!!

[xotoxi]

 

[Annie]

A real man would. Just saying.

 

[Valerie]

A real man would. Just saying.

Yeah, he should get out there and shovel!

 

[Valerie]

Your deck is going to collapse!

 

[Phoenix]

Fire that sucker up, man. The snow will all melt when you get it up to about 700 degrees.

 

[xotoxi]

A real man would. Just saying.

Yeah, he should get out there and shovel!

I want to grill real bad.

But I don't want to shovel even badder..

 

[xotoxi]

Your deck is going to collapse!

It's only 2 feet off the ground. If it collapses, it becomes a wooden patio.

 

[Mini 14]

Gonna be 80 here today.

And that isn't a grill.

THIS is a grill:

 

[Trajan]

does that grill have a cover X?


oh, and man up!!!!

 

[spectrumc01]

preperation, is the key to grilling all year round, a garage works perfect in the winter months and when raining. Give me my grill or give me my death.

 

[Sarah G]

Go get your shovel, you'll be grilling in no time. Or, get out the George Forman grill out..

Yeah!

 

[xsited1]

 

[Phoenix]

That looks like The Punisher symbol.

 

[shintao]

Your deck is going to collapse!

It's only 2 feet off the ground. If it collapses, it becomes a wooden patio.

So buy a gallon of BQ lighter fluid, spray it all over like pissing in the snow, and set it on fire. Repeat it often till you get it right.

 

[Jeremy]

Quit bitchin' and make me a sammich.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Get some Alzheimers patients to shovel it. They get out of the home for some fresh air, you get a clean deck, and they won't remember it in the morning.

Win/win/win I say.




p.s., I'm allowed to say this. My wife and I lived the nightmare, and we're allowed to decompress with a little humor.

 

[shintao]

Quit bitchin' and make me a sammich.

I would,............but mah Grilled Hacienda has to be grilled to be appreciated.