Morti's plann for May

[Mortimer]

It seems as if everything is allright it will be a active month

Next week if everything is ok and health allows it we drive to serbia
We will stay until 8th May
On 10th may i registered for a Karaoke competition on 25th may i registered as chess player in a chess tournament organised by the serbian orthodox church there will be foklore celebrations and they grill a ox i never ate grilled ox

 

[Mortimer]

In serbia im a bit scared of the police not sure if its founded though
Last year i forgot to register visitor residency as foreign citizen and at the border the border guard said thats a heavy crime he can now send us back to court
He let us pass though after a warning
I will immediately on the same day i arrive register with the police visitor residency but its complicated to fill out and i know by experience that the police hardly wants to help you filling it out if you fill it out wrongly they get quite rude
I will ask my cousin to help me

 

[luiza]

Obviously Fake

You cannot sing three notes in tune and the only reason that you would be allowed to participate is for Entertainment in the intermission .

As for Chess .
Same .
But worse .
It is only due to you that the fastest recorded loss is no longer Fool's Mate , But Moron Morticia's Mistake which only takes one move .

 

[luiza]

See your age has gone back from 51 to 43 .

Naughty Maughty
Porky Pieing again .

 

[ChristisKing]

Umm Mort, I mean this in the nicest way possible but you're sort of obsessed with talking about yourself and it's starting to get annoying a bit.

 

[skye]

Hope you have a good time, enjoy Mortimer!

 

[ChristisKing]

Hope you have a good time, enjoy Mortimer!

I hope so too but I wish he would stop talking about him so much and roll it back a little bit.

 

[luiza]

I hope so too but I wish he would stop talking about him so much and roll it back a little bit.

Morticious is our own Trumpfy
Fat
Scrounger
Narcissist
Story teller
Mentally out of balance
Tone Deaf

But nothing important .

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

Morticious is our own Trumpfy
Fat
Scrounger
Narcissist
Story teller
Mentally out of balance
Tone Deaf

But nothing important .

Morty told us he was in his 30s mid-30s it's back there somewhere

He needs a job and a walking routine........ Probably a discipline to lay off the sugar