I can legally go to the pet store today and buy 10 hamsters and 10 guinea pigs...

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fill up a kiddy pool with water and drown all of them.

Should this be a crime at the same level as dog fighting and cockfighting?
 
you can't legally do that. It's animal cruelty you fucking loony toon moron.
 
you can't legally do that. It's animal cruelty you fucking loony toon moron.

He could legally feed them to his pet boa though, if he just wants to kill them for some reason. Drowning them messes up the water in the pool.
 
you can't legally do that. It's animal cruelty you fucking loony toon moron.

It's for research. It's legal. I'm going to train them how to swim. It will take me a few batches to get some success.
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWzGRqqUkc0]YouTube - Swimming Hamsters[/ame]
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cciHtYn3MLY]YouTube - Guinea Pigs Swimming in Bath Tub[/ame]
 
I wonder if they can swim in boiling water though? Hmm. Only one way to find out...
 
fill up a kiddy pool with water and drown all of them.

Should this be a crime at the same level as dog fighting and cockfighting?

Teach yourself to swim!

Here is a training video.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG3UMb3uHe0]YouTube - The Bridge - Documentary Film[/ame]
 
fill up a kiddy pool with water and drown all of them.

Should this be a crime at the same level as dog fighting and cockfighting?

I would guess that you aren't drowning them as much as they may not be natural swimmers. I also fail to see how guinea pigs and hamsters are going to want to fight. You may be overlooking some requirement to provide life preservers for the hamsters.
 
I did a project in science one year with bull frogs. I took a bull frog and made him jump. I said, "Jump, froggy, jump." He jumped 12 feet. Next I cut off both of his front legs and put him back on the ground and said, "Jump, froggy, jump." He jumped a little over 7 feet. Then I cut off both of his hind legs and put him on the ground and said, "Jump, froggy, jump." Nothing happened. I guess a frog with no legs can't hear...
 
fill up a kiddy pool with water and drown all of them.

Should this be a crime at the same level as dog fighting and cockfighting?

I would guess that you aren't drowning them as much as they may not be natural swimmers. I also fail to see how guinea pigs and hamsters are going to want to fight. You may be overlooking some requirement to provide life preservers for the hamsters.
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Just because something is legal doesn't make it moral, ethical, or advisable.

Just sayin'.

Decent people don't need the government to dictate their personal moral choices.
 
fill up a kiddy pool with water and drown all of them.

Should this be a crime at the same level as dog fighting and cockfighting?

I would guess that you aren't drowning them as much as they may not be natural swimmers. I also fail to see how guinea pigs and hamsters are going to want to fight. You may be overlooking some requirement to provide life preservers for the hamsters.
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Once again proving duct tape will solve 90% of a person's problems.
 
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