I Bought Strangers Sydney Sweeney's Jeans

[Robert W]

Not me of course, but Angela Rose reached out to touch buyers at American Eagle.
Notice almost everybody was applauding the ad by Sydney Sweeney. We need more brave Americans don't you think? Hey, men love wearing those jeans.

 

[Twisted Gypsy Child]

Not me of course, but Angela Rose reached out to touch buyers at American Eagle.
Notice almost everybody was applauding the ad by Sydney Sweeney. We need more brave Americans don't you think? Hey, men love wearing those jeans.

Cedric the guy I am dating says my booty looks delicious in American Eagle jeans.

 

[Robert W]

Cedric the guy I am dating says my booty looks delicious in American Eagle jeans.

Just the Booty?

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Cedric the guy I am dating says my booty looks delicious in American Eagle jeans.

Would that be Cedric "the Entertainer?"

 

[Twisted Gypsy Child]

Would that be Cedric "the Entertainer?"

no

 

[The Duke]

Fuuuck that! It's too hot for jeans here.
Plus, still traumatized from that time I wore bell bottoms to school and got mocked bad.
Bitches'd be up behind me while I'm walking goin' "Ding" for the left step and "Dong" for the right.
They became cutoffs that day.

 

[JGalt]

Cedric the guy I am dating says my booty looks delicious in American Eagle jeans.

You'll probably throw them in the trash when he accidentally calls you "Sydney", while he's boinking you.