CDZ how to deal with control freaks

[The Great Goose]

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.

Hunter S Thompson.

 

[Yarddog]

So I can gain the cops respect by making a decisive E-Brake manuever and speed off in the opposite direction?

 

[The Great Goose]

So I can gain the cops respect by making a decisive E-Brake manuever and speed off in the opposite direction?

Your best bet is to ram them and get out and beat them to death.

 

[Yarddog]

So I can gain the cops respect by making a decisive E-Brake manuever and speed off in the opposite direction?

Your best bet is to ram them and get out and beat them to death.

have you tried this yet?

 

[The Great Goose]

So I can gain the cops respect by making a decisive E-Brake manuever and speed off in the opposite direction?

Your best bet is to ram them and get out and beat them to death.

have you tried this yet?

Yes, but unforunately, they overpowered me. And i got arrested.

 

[BULLDOG]

The main thing to remember is that you will be subjected to every childish whim or ego trip the cop might experience. He truly believes he is God on the side of the road, with the right and ability to end your life at will. Record all traffic stops if possible. It might help your family members to get a proper settlement when your death is investigated.

 

[The Great Goose]

So I can gain the cops respect by making a decisive E-Brake manuever and speed off in the opposite direction?

Your best bet is to ram them and get out and beat them to death.

have you tried this yet?

Yes, but only in Western Australia. They love it.

 

[Yarddog]

So I can gain the cops respect by making a decisive E-Brake manuever and speed off in the opposite direction?

Your best bet is to ram them and get out and beat them to death.

have you tried this yet?

Yes, but only in Western Australia. They love it.

Yes, I guess that worked for MAD MAX