How American Are You?

[Bonnie]

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[Dan]

I'm a commie pinko bastard!

<table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td bgcolor="#FFB2B2" align=center><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'><b>You Are 56% American</b></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#B2C4FF"><center><img src="http://www.quizdiva.net/howamerican/american3.jpg"></center><font color="#000000">Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!</font></td></tr></table>
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[Avatar4321]

<table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td bgcolor="#FFB2B2" align=center><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'><b>You Are 87% American</b></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#B2C4FF"><center><img src="http://www.quizdiva.net/howamerican/american4.jpg"></center><font color="#000000">You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!</font></td></tr></table>
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[USViking]

66%.

Sorry, but I like EU cheese and foreign beer the best.

My score would have been even lower if escargot
(which I also like) had not been paired with cow's head.

And although I'll reluctantly cut NASCAR some slack,
anyone who likes pro "wrestling" should be considered
too dumb to be an American.

Somene I know who lived in Saudi Arabia said pro "wrestling"
was the most popular TV show there. What does that tell you?

 

[Shattered]

And although I'll reluctantly cut NASCAR some slack,
anyone who likes pro "wrestling" should be considered
too dumb to be an American.

Excuse me? It's entertaining, and funny as hell.. At a mere 88%, I must be too dumb to be an American.

 

[Gunny]

Excuse me? It's entertaining, and funny as hell.. At a mere 88%, I must be too dumb to be an American.

You Are 82% American

You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

WTF? Only 82%? Oh, the shame of it all .......

 

[Shattered]

You Are 82% American

You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

WTF? Only 82%? Oh, the shame of it all .......

Aaaahhhhahahaahaaahahahahah!

Oh wait.. I'm too dumb to know I'm more American than you.

 

[USViking]

Excuse me? It's entertaining, and funny as hell.. At a mere 88%, I must be too dumb to be an American.

Sorry, but if you like pro "werstling" that automatically means
you've got a dim lightbulb.

 

[Shattered]

Sorry, but if you like pro "werstling" that automatically means
you've got a dim lightbulb.

I'm sure you mean "wrestling".. But I can see where such big smart people can't be bothered with mere third grade spelling...

 

[USViking]

I'm sure you mean "wrestling".. But I can see where such big smart people can't be bothered with mere third grade spelling...

Since what those steroid-bloated goons do is not really "wrestling",
another word is needed, and "werstling" sounds good to me.

That's probably how most of the audiences pronounce it, anyway.

 

[Shattered]

Since what those steroid-bloated goons do is not really "wrestling",
another word is needed, and "werstling" sounds good to me.

That's probably how most of the audiences pronounce it, anyway.

If you'd step out of your cloak of forced dignity, and pull your pompous air-filled head out of the clouds, and just watch with human eyes, you'd see it for what it is.. a riot. Nothing more than a bunch of overgrown louts overpaid paid to amuse the public.. (At least Smackdown.. Dunno anything about the rest). However, watching it does not make an entire group of people "dumb".

Oh, and we pronounce it "wrestling" where I'm from. Nice cover, though.

 

[USViking]

If you'd step out of your cloak of forced dignity, and pull your pompous air-filled head out of the clouds,

But I enjoy it up here in the clouds.

and just watch with human eyes, you'd see it for what it is.. a riot.

Oh, I've watched it, that riot of the Bozarts.

Nothing more than a bunch of overgrown louts overpaid paid to amuse the public.. (At least Smackdown.. Dunno anything about the rest).

None of this does anything to convince me that
the dregs of society are not concentrated on both
sides of the ropes.

However, watching it does not make an entire group of people "dumb".

Yes it does.

Oh, and we pronounce it "wrestling" where I'm from. Nice cover, though.

Thanks.

 

[Shattered]

Oh, I've watched it, that riot of the Bozarts.

Then by your own definition, you're dumb.

 

[USViking]

Then by your own definition, you're dumb.

My definition applies only to those who watch it regularly,
which I never have, and especially to those who pay good
money to watch it live, which I never have.
.

 

[Annie]

Well now that the thread is completely gone, why don't you two start another on wrestling?

 

[Shattered]

My definition applies only to those who watch it regularly,
which I never have, and especially to those who pay good
money to watch it live, which I never have.
.

The question was not whether you watched it regularly.. The question was a multiple choice question, that one being the lesser of 3 evils. I didn't know skipping a question was a matter of choice.

Pay for it? Well, I'm exceptionally pleased to know I'm considered just slightly less stupid than others, since I won't pay to watch TV.

Can I have another smart cracker since I only watch about 15 mins of it a month? Eddie Guerrero is a riot, you know.

 

[USViking]

Well now that the thread is completely gone, why don't you two start another on wrestling?

We both trying to hijack the same plane!

 

[USViking]

The question was not whether you watched it regularly.. The question was a multiple choice question, that one being the lesser of 3 evils. I didn't know skipping a question was a matter of choice.

Huh?- No one question was asked, much less three.

Pay for it? Well, I'm exceptionally pleased to know I'm considered just slightly less stupid than others, since I won't pay to watch TV.

Actually, about 25-50% less.

Can I have another smart cracker since I only watch about 15 mins of it a month? Eddie Guerrero is a riot, you know.

15 minutes a month is 14 minutes and 59 seconds too much!

 

[Shattered]

Don't be silly. This was the question:

<b>
13. Your sports watching habits can best be described as:

Nascar and wrestling
Football and baseball
Women's basketball and soccer</b>

I have a friend who races cars - I watch that. I watch a little bit of smackdown. Thus, my choice was obvious.

I do not watch football, or baseball.. Talk about a bunch of overpaid dumbfucks...

Women's basketball and soccer? Mmm.. Yeah.. No.

There was no "I don't watch sports" option. Given where I live, it's a common misconception that I'm a Packers fan.. They're probably the biggest bunch of dimwits in football.

 

[Shattered]

Oh, and let's not forget the mighty Mysterio who's even more of a riot than Eddie, given his size.