How American Are You?

1.) I picked the "football & baseball" option.

2.) When I'm flipping channels, and I see two gorgeous women ripping each other's clothes of on the wrestling show I will stop and watch. If that's not American, you can kiss my ass.
 
Shattered said:
Don't be silly. This was the question:

<b>
13. Your sports watching habits can best be described as:

Nascar and wrestling
Football and baseball
Women's basketball and soccer</b>
I see what you mean now.




Shattered said:
I have a friend who races cars - I watch that. I watch a little bit of smackdown. Thus, my choice was obvious.
"Smackdown"?- sounds like a drug habit term.




Shattered said:
I do not watch football, or baseball.. Talk about a bunch of overpaid dumbfucks...
True, and it also seems true they are as bad about
steroid violation as "werstlers'. The competition is real, though.




Shattered said:
Women's basketball and soccer? Mmm.. Yeah.. No.
I like womens' swimming & diving, and track the best.




Shattered said:
There was no "I don't watch sports" option. Given where I live, it's a common misconception that I'm a Packers fan.. They're probably the biggest bunch of dimwits in football.
One good thing about being as old as I am
is that I was able to watch a lot of the great
Lombardi-era Packers' teams.

Now THOSE guys were for real!
 
Zhukov said:
1.) I picked the "football & baseball" option.

2.) When I'm flipping channels, and I see two gorgeous women ripping each other's clothes of on the wrestling show I will stop and watch. If that's not American, you can kiss my ass.

They aren't really women, they are from the former USSR,
where they they were men posing as "female" athletes.
By now they've probably all had sex change operations.
 
Well, anyway...

You Are 87% American

And, any heterosexual male will put down the remote when Stacy Keibler's legs or Torrie Wilson's butt comes into view on the TV screen. Yeah, I watch a little "wrestling".
 
Shattered said:
There was no "I don't watch sports" option. Given where I live, it's a common misconception that I'm a Packers fan.. They're probably the biggest bunch of dimwits in football.

All right, this time you've gone too far!
:whip3:
 

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