...or beans, cuz a meat shortage may be coming to a metropolis near you.
Lucky for us in those pesky red rural flyover states you love to demean and look down on...we still hunt and retain a working knowledge of how to process our own meat, so a processing plant shut down only means the inconvenience of a trip to the source...it's only a few miles away....and loading up the pickup. Ever scalded a hog? Didn't think so.
Sorry urban elites. You can just splash some A1 on your liberal arts degree .
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Ok...that was fun...but in all seriousness...you can easily live without meat. Beans are great and dried they last a long time...so don't panic. Things will be back to normal soon.
Plus, rat might not be that bad...
America could be 'perilously close' to meat shortages as slaughterhouses shut down and hundreds of workers test positive for COVID-19
A Smithfield Food plant that supplies up to 5% of the pork in the US closed indefinitely after 293 workers were diagnosed with COVID-19.
www.businessinsider.com
Lucky for us in those pesky red rural flyover states you love to demean and look down on...we still hunt and retain a working knowledge of how to process our own meat, so a processing plant shut down only means the inconvenience of a trip to the source...it's only a few miles away....and loading up the pickup. Ever scalded a hog? Didn't think so.
Sorry urban elites. You can just splash some A1 on your liberal arts degree .
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Ok...that was fun...but in all seriousness...you can easily live without meat. Beans are great and dried they last a long time...so don't panic. Things will be back to normal soon.
Plus, rat might not be that bad...