Hitlery Gets Elected...

[007]

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in
the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best
serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. Hillary says, "How
can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears.
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

 

[KarlMarx]

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in
the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best
serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. Hillary says, "How
can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears.
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[Hagbard Celine]

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in
the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best
serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. Hillary says, "How
can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears.
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

You know, if I had to choose between Hillary or McCain, I'd probably vote for McCain, but just for the record, Hillary is a liberal and Fascism is actually conservative extremism--so the "Hitlery" moniker, while amusing to some, is actually quite nonsensical. Just for the record.

 

[Kagom]

You know, if I had to choose between Hillary or McCain, I'd probably vote for McCain, but just for the record, Hillary is a liberal and Fascism is actually conservative extremism--so the "Hitlery" moniker, while amusing to some, is actually quite nonsensical. Just for the record.

As history has taught us thus so far

 

[007]

You know, if I had to choose between Hillary or McCain, I'd probably vote for McCain, but just for the record, Hillary is a liberal and Fascism is actually conservative extremism--so the "Hitlery" moniker, while amusing to some, is actually quite nonsensical. Just for the record.

Bologna. Hillary is a socialist narcisist, and so was Hitler. Hitlery works.

 

[KarlMarx]

Bologna. Hillary is a socialist narcisist, and so was Hitler. Hitlery works.

Plus "Hitlery" is a lot more funny than "Lenin-ery" or "Mao-Tse-Tung-ery", not to mention it rhymes....

and yes, she is like Hitler.... always craving power and lookin' out for #1

anyway... this is the joke column.... I hate when you have to explain a joke to someone...

 

[Hagbard Celine]

Plus "Hitlery" is a lot more funny than "Lenin-ery" or "Mao-Tse-Tung-ery", not to mention it rhymes....

and yes, she is like Hitler.... always craving power and lookin' out for #1

anyway... this is the joke column.... I hate when you have to explain a joke to someone...

1. True as I stated above.

2. All politicians crave power and look out for #1

3. Hate is such a negative emotion Karl. Why not try love? Lower that blood pressure a little.

 

[Semper Fi]

1. True as I stated above.

2. All politicians crave power and look out for #1

3. Hate is such a negative emotion Karl. Why not try love? Lower that blood pressure a little.

1. Look at Pale Rider's second post.

2. Great generalization, got anymore?

3. Hate is necessary in a lot of cases. (Hitler, for example...Hitlery, for example)