Hippos can protect America

[lennypartiv]

Colombia wants to get rid of their hippos. We could use them to protect our border. Just build some moats, fill them with hippos, and it will help reduce the number of border crossers.

---Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos---

Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos from a group that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar because they won’t stop breeding

Colombia's proposed plan would send at least 70 hippos that live near the drug lord's former ranch to India and Mexico.

www.insider.com

---...the hippopotamus is the world's deadliest large land mammal, killing an estimated 500 people per year in Africa. Hippos are aggressive creatures, and they have very sharp teeth.---

What are the world's deadliest animals?

From the hippo to the fly, a look at some of the animal kingdom's deadliest killers.

www.bbc.com

 

[Confederate Soldier]

Yeah, fuck feral hogs, let's just let loose a bunch of hungry flesh tanks along the Texas border to kill every man woman and child it comes across, whether they be ranchers or illegals.

 

[Dekster]

Sounds like a sequel to the Cocaine Bear movie

 

[lennypartiv]

Sounds like a sequel to the Cocaine Bear movie

Whatever stops the flow of illegals.

 

[fncceo]

Hippos can protect America​

 

[Augustine_]

Colombia wants to get rid of their hippos. We could use them to protect our border. Just build some moats, fill them with hippos, and it will help reduce the number of border crossers.

---Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos---

Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos from a group that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar because they won’t stop breeding

Colombia's proposed plan would send at least 70 hippos that live near the drug lord's former ranch to India and Mexico.

www.insider.com

---...the hippopotamus is the world's deadliest large land mammal, killing an estimated 500 people per year in Africa. Hippos are aggressive creatures, and they have very sharp teeth.---

What are the world's deadliest animals?

From the hippo to the fly, a look at some of the animal kingdom's deadliest killers.

www.bbc.com

I read somewhere the hippos fill a niche that's been absent from South America for a long time. Maybe that's interesting to somebody

 

[frigidweirdo]

Whatever stops the flow of illegals.

How about if you had Proportional Representation and more political parties, that might led to less immigration too.

 

[WinterBorn]

Hippos are badasses. That is for sure. But I think having to feed 70 hippos would be expensive and they would only provide protection in very limited areas.

 

[fncceo]

How about if you had Proportional Representation and more political parties, that might led to less immigration too.

Walk me through how that works.

 

[lennypartiv]

Hippos are badasses. That is for sure. But I think having to feed 70 hippos would be expensive and they would only provide protection in very limited areas.

Hippos eat grass. So we plant some grass by their moat.

 

[WinterBorn]

Hippos eat grass. So we plant some grass by their moat.

Just plant some grass along the Rio Grande?

 

[lennypartiv]

Just plant some grass along the Rio Grande?

There would have to be new moats for the hippos, with fences on both sides of the moat.

 

[WinterBorn]

There would have to be new moats for the hippos, with fences on both sides of the moat.

Oh, my mistake.

 

[Unkotare]

We just need to be colonized by Nauru.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Colombia wants to get rid of their hippos. We could use them to protect our border. Just build some moats, fill them with hippos, and it will help reduce the number of border crossers.

---Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos---

Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos from a group that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar because they won’t stop breeding

Colombia's proposed plan would send at least 70 hippos that live near the drug lord's former ranch to India and Mexico.

www.insider.com

---...the hippopotamus is the world's deadliest large land mammal, killing an estimated 500 people per year in Africa. Hippos are aggressive creatures, and they have very sharp teeth.---

What are the world's deadliest animals?

From the hippo to the fly, a look at some of the animal kingdom's deadliest killers.

www.bbc.com

The Sum of the Squirrels on Both Sides of the Aisle Equals the Squirrel of the Hippopotamus