Hi and Welcome - Mad_Cabbie....
First, this is not an on-line dating site, so no need to disclose all your characteristics, we really don't care what you look like, just how good you can argue!
So, enjoy yourself, and don't worry about being treated right - whichever side claims you, the other will tear you apart! Have fun!
I only have eyes for Octomom!
You'll need a big, big, big house.
I'm not good-looking, I DON'T have a six pack, I'm afraid of napkins, I don't make a load of cash and I have crazy, malicious eyes that scare the hell out of small animals and Christian fundamentalists.
I don't even know if any of this is real ... I mean ... we might all be just a tiny universe resting on a dustmite's behind - waiting for the unceremonious end.
Am I rambling? I sometimes forget that I have an audiance and sort of wander off into the abysmal depth's of my own demented mind...
I like pizza ... a lot. I would eat nothing but pizza almighty every damn day of my joke of a life if only it were possible.
I might anyway.
I like to fish ... and I like to play online. It's fun. I often pretend that I go fishing then lie about it online to people who think that I like to fish for real.
It's all a lie! Just like my pitiful existance - a textbook example of what too much education and not enough supervision can leed to.
Did I mention that I have an unhealthy obsesion with the Octomom? I think she's hot and I will will fight to the death with any man who stands between me and my future overly-fertile bride.
I'm geting really bored now - I blame George W B-B-Bush. He did it because he HATES me!
I'm not good-looking, I DON'T have a six pack, I'm afraid of napkins, I don't make a load of cash and I have crazy, malicious eyes that scare the hell out of small animals and Christian fundamentalists.
I don't even know if any of this is real ... I mean ... we might all be just a tiny universe resting on a dustmite's behind - waiting for the unceremonious end.
Am I rambling? I sometimes forget that I have an audiance and sort of wander off into the abysmal depth's of my own demented mind...
I like pizza ... a lot. I would eat nothing but pizza almighty every damn day of my joke of a life if only it were possible.
I might anyway.
I like to fish ... and I like to play online. It's fun. I often pretend that I go fishing then lie about it online to people who think that I like to fish for real.
It's all a lie! Just like my pitiful existance - a textbook example of what too much education and not enough supervision can leed to.
Did I mention that I have an unhealthy obsesion with the Octomom? I think she's hot and I will will fight to the death with any man who stands between me and my future overly-fertile bride.
I'm geting really bored now - I blame George W B-B-Bush. He did it because he HATES me!
Welcome, I liked you're intro.
Welcome to USMB, Mad_Cabbie. Hope you enjoy the boards.I'm not good-looking, I DON'T have a six pack, I'm afraid of napkins, I don't make a load of cash and I have crazy, malicious eyes that scare the hell out of small animals and Christian fundamentalists.
I don't even know if any of this is real ... I mean ... we might all be just a tiny universe resting on a dustmite's behind - waiting for the unceremonious end.
Am I rambling? I sometimes forget that I have an audiance and sort of wander off into the abysmal depth's of my own demented mind...
I like pizza ... a lot. I would eat nothing but pizza almighty every damn day of my joke of a life if only it were possible.
I might anyway.
I like to fish ... and I like to play online. It's fun. I often pretend that I go fishing then lie about it online to people who think that I like to fish for real.
It's all a lie! Just like my pitiful existance - a textbook example of what too much education and not enough supervision can leed to.
Did I mention that I have an unhealthy obsesion with the Octomom? I think she's hot and I will will fight to the death with any man who stands between me and my future overly-fertile bride.
I'm geting really bored now - I blame George W B-B-Bush. He did it because he HATES me!
Welcome to USMB, Mad_Cabbie. Hope you enjoy the boards.I'm not good-looking, I DON'T have a six pack, I'm afraid of napkins, I don't make a load of cash and I have crazy, malicious eyes that scare the hell out of small animals and Christian fundamentalists.
I don't even know if any of this is real ... I mean ... we might all be just a tiny universe resting on a dustmite's behind - waiting for the unceremonious end.
Am I rambling? I sometimes forget that I have an audiance and sort of wander off into the abysmal depth's of my own demented mind...
I like pizza ... a lot. I would eat nothing but pizza almighty every damn day of my joke of a life if only it were possible.
I might anyway.
I like to fish ... and I like to play online. It's fun. I often pretend that I go fishing then lie about it online to people who think that I like to fish for real.
It's all a lie! Just like my pitiful existance - a textbook example of what too much education and not enough supervision can leed to.
Did I mention that I have an unhealthy obsesion with the Octomom? I think she's hot and I will will fight to the death with any man who stands between me and my future overly-fertile bride.
I'm geting really bored now - I blame George W B-B-Bush. He did it because he HATES me!
Welcome to USMB, Mad_Cabbie. Hope you enjoy the boards.I'm not good-looking, I DON'T have a six pack, I'm afraid of napkins, I don't make a load of cash and I have crazy, malicious eyes that scare the hell out of small animals and Christian fundamentalists.
I don't even know if any of this is real ... I mean ... we might all be just a tiny universe resting on a dustmite's behind - waiting for the unceremonious end.
Am I rambling? I sometimes forget that I have an audiance and sort of wander off into the abysmal depth's of my own demented mind...
I like pizza ... a lot. I would eat nothing but pizza almighty every damn day of my joke of a life if only it were possible.
I might anyway.
I like to fish ... and I like to play online. It's fun. I often pretend that I go fishing then lie about it online to people who think that I like to fish for real.
It's all a lie! Just like my pitiful existance - a textbook example of what too much education and not enough supervision can leed to.
Did I mention that I have an unhealthy obsesion with the Octomom? I think she's hot and I will will fight to the death with any man who stands between me and my future overly-fertile bride.
I'm geting really bored now - I blame George W B-B-Bush. He did it because he HATES me!
Someone called me an idiot in the Political forum ... I cried ... did I MENTION that I cried?
Someone called me an idiot in the Political forum ... I cried ... did I MENTION that I cried?
Awww!!! /pat-pat
There, their, they're.
Someone called me an idiot in the Political forum ... I cried ... did I MENTION that I cried?
Awww!!! /pat-pat
There, their, they're.
Correct use of the words "there, their and they're," making me feel better already.
(Group hug.)
I want a picket fence, some shrubs and a sump-pump.
That MIGHT be problemaric - I'm incredibly shy.
That sounds so groovy......you might also have to appear on TV a few times...
That MIGHT be problemaric - I'm incredibly shy.
Er, hmmmm, I don't think so......
