Hi I am vasuderatorrent

[boedicca]

Welcome to USMB.

Make sure you've had all of your shots.

Most of them. That should be good enough. Right?

As long as you stick to the "no sex with members" pledge....

If, however, you decide to join the Clown Posse Butt Cuddle, a soak in some sheep dip might suffice.

 

[presonorek]

As long as you stick to the "no sex with members" pledge....

If, however, you decide to join the Clown Posse Butt Cuddle, a soak in some sheep dip might suffice.

The Clown Posse Butt Cuddle? Hmmm. It makes me kind of curious as to how they came up with the name but I have to admit that I haven't been solicited to join their 'Cuddle'. Maybe I will go ahead and finish off my shots. Are you guys trying to scare me off?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

As long as you stick to the "no sex with members" pledge....

If, however, you decide to join the Clown Posse Butt Cuddle, a soak in some sheep dip might suffice.

The Clown Posse Butt Cuddle? Hmmm. It makes me kind of curious as to how they came up with the name but I have to admit that I haven't been solicited to join their 'Cuddle'. Maybe I will go ahead and finish off my shots. Are you guys trying to scare me off?

If you're inane you'll fit right in....

 

[eagle1462010]

WELCOME ABOARD!

 

[eagle1462010]

 

[presonorek]

I grew up in Alabama. Roll Tide

 

[eagle1462010]

I grew up in Alabama. Roll Tide

Born and Raised in Alabama. Roll Tide!

 

[presonorek]

Born and Raised in Alabama. Roll Tide!

Me too but I left shortly after I turned 18. I have only been back for occasional visits.

 

[eagle1462010]

Born and Raised in Alabama. Roll Tide!

Me too but I left shortly after I turned 18. I have only been back for occasional visits.

Joined the Navy at 18 and served 10 years, but back home in Alabama................got out in 94............

ROLL TIDE!

 

[Foxfyre]

Hi,

I am vasuderatorrent and I am new here. Any tips that I could receive would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks,

vasuderatorrent

Tips?
Well in addition to the excellent advice you have already been given, make sure the batteries are fresh in your BS detector and a bullet proof vest is a pretty good idea too.

Seriously, you'll find all kinds of folks here at USMB--pleasant ones, funny ones, bright ones. And then there are the others. A lot of us have been here a very long time now, so there must be something keeping us here.

 

[Judicial review]

Born and Raised in Alabama. Roll Tide!

Me too but I left shortly after I turned 18. I have only been back for occasional visits.

Let me make this board very simple for you. If you can hang with me and I like you then you will LIVE here rent free with diplomatic immunity and never be charged.

 

[percysunshine]

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Wow. A real live normal human being.

Welcome...

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[presonorek]

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Wow. A real live normal human being.

Welcome...

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Let me tell you a secret. My real name isn't vasuderatorrent. I'm just as fake as the next guy.

 

[Foxfyre]

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Wow. A real live normal human being.

Welcome...

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Let me tell you a secret. My real name isn't vasuderatorrent. I'm just as fake as the next guy.

Well damn. I guess I should fess up and admit that the name on my birth certificate isn't Foxfyre.